Bender

[monkeybarry]

Maybe if we use Bender in the sense of going on a bender.
What does it rhyme with?

Surrender
Fender
Oleander
Gender
Splendour
Agenda
Contender

He's going on a Bender
He's going on a Bender

Sven
Ben
Da

Sven
Ben
Da

 

[milo]

He's going on a Bender
He's going on a Bender

Sven
Ben
Da

Sven
Ben
Da

He's gonna end ya
He's gonna end ya
Sven Bender

 

[ringo]

Did think of the Platter's song - Oh yes it's the Great Sven Bender -- but then checking out some of the lyrics, thought better.

 

[Gazzasrightboot]

What's that coming over the hill, is it a bender? Is it a Bender???

 

[SpursNorway]

Are we signing him, or are you boys just having a bit of fun making songs of him because everyone is bored of this transfer window?

 

[Alaric]

I was thinking of the Elvis song, Return to Sender.

 

[Bullet]

I was thinking of the Elvis song, Return to Sender.

How about

Bewaaare of Bender
He's made of stone
No way past him
Just go home

 

[Nigeyman]

Poppyc.ock! Who are the 3 defensive midfielders here?

........Rooney
Young Mata Memphis
Schneiderlin Carrick

That is a very tough setup for Dier and Bentaleb to face.

poppyrooster! what a word going to have to use this more often.

cheers guys last few pages are a hoot..... surrender your gender to Bender....lmfao

 

[SpurMeUp]

A German Bender, he's one of our own etc. Yid Army....

 

[Storky]

not a ****ing chance sadly how about reworking the song surrender by cheap trick

Your passings all right
Your shootings all right
They just seem a little weird (need a line here)
Sven Bender
Sven Bender
You don't give the ball away
Hey, heeeeeey

lol

 

[Yiddo]

Has he signed then?

 

[indianspur]

Has he signed then?

its getting closer and closer....................

 

[benp]

to the tune of hey big spender

Hey Sven Bender!
Hey Sven Bender!
Hey Sven Bender!
Come on and Break Wheelchair's leg for me.

 

[Daisuk]

You know you've completely jinxed this transfer of ever going through with all this song nonsense. Worst OMT ever.

 

[mudshark]

Indeed. Might as well have a discussion on what the bendiest squad number available for him is. 7?

 

[SpursNorway]

69?

 

[Lemonade Money]

Indeed. Might as well have a discussion on what the bendiest squad number available for him is. 7?

Far out man.

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

Did he ever play at the lane against us? I'm sure I've shouted "bender" at the lane before!

 

[glasgowspur]

I want to see next years shorts to have different coloured legs if we sign him. They look amazing

 

[Gazzasrightboot]

To the tune of "big spender"

Hey Big Bender!!!! Bend one in the goal for me!