Bender

[NorwegianSpursFan]

"Will you sign for us"

 

[ringo]

Maybe if we use Bender in the sense of going on a bender.
What does it rhyme with?

Surrender
Fender
Oleander
Gender
Splendour
Agenda
Contender

 

[Yiddo]

He is not starting for Dortmund today. I have not seen the subs bench so he maybe on that.

 

[Papercut]

Not sure using surrender, gender and Bender in the same sentence is a good idea...

 

[Mumorn]

He is not starting for Dortmund today. I have not seen the subs bench so he maybe on that.

he starts.

BVB: Bürki, Piszczek, Sokratis, Hummels, Schmelzer, Bender, Gündogan, Castro, Reus, Mkhitaryan, Aubameyang

 

[DubaiSpur]

Oh, b*llocks. And here I trusted Windy.

Maybe he was referring to the other Bender?

 

[Mumorn]

Oh, b*llocks. And here I trusted Windy.

Maybe he was referring to the other Bender?

Lars?

He started and scored yesterday.

 

[ringo]

Not sure using surrender, gender and Bender in the same sentence is a good idea...

I have no idea what you mean.

 

[ringo]

I have no idea what you mean.

I forgot "tender"

 

[Baleforce]

and double ender

 

[Yiddo]

he starts.

BVB: Bürki, Piszczek, Sokratis, Hummels, Schmelzer, Bender, Gündogan, Castro, Reus, Mkhitaryan, Aubameyang

Their official facebook page is a load of brick then lol


Edit - My bad they put up a possible line up of each team before the game :/

 

[ringo]

Fender bender, rear ender - this is not going to end well if we sign him, is it.

 

[Alaric]

Sender, Mender, Lender, Offender

 

[Bullet]

Man Utd played with 3 defensive midfielders and 1 up front. They wanted to grind out a result today. I am sure we will get more attacking tests in the coming weeks

Man Utd played with 3 defensive midfielders today and 1 up front. Our defensive midfielders will face bigger challenges.

Poppyc.ock! Who are the 3 defensive midfielders here?

........Rooney
Young Mata Memphis
Schneiderlin Carrick

That is a very tough setup for Dier and Bentaleb to face.

 

[DubaiSpur]

Lars?

He started and scored yesterday.

Damn, damn, damn.

 

[Robspur12]

Poppyc.ock! Who are the 3 defensive midfielders here?

........Rooney
Young Mata Memphis
Schneiderlin Carrick

That is a very tough setup for Dier and Bentaleb to face.

Blind. Herrera came on later. Young and Memphis were out wide they occupied our fullbacks in the main. So are you saying you want to keep Dier in midfield? Because I'm sure Poch doesn't want to.

 

[Bullet]

What if I say you're not like the others?
What if I say you're not just another one of our players?
You're a defender.
What if I say you're the Great Big Bender?
Woah-oh-oh...


To the tune of Foo Fighters, The Pretender

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender.
What if I say I will never surrender?
Woah-oh-oh...

 

[Bullet]

Blind was centre back mate... what are you on about!

 

[Robspur12]

Blind was centre back mate... what are you on about!

Well then I must be wrong perfectly ok to play a makeshift défensive midfielder for the rest of the season.

 

[Jordinho]