Harry Kane MBE

[BrainOfLevy]

Absolutely fudging hilarious that we are commemorating the goal that lead to the saltiest of salty Liverpool tears with a picture of their sad players in the background. I know we would be celebrating Kane100 anyway, but it’s almost like we’re rubbing it in their faces even more. Brilliant.

 

[awesome dawson]

Dress down Friday.

https://twitter.com/x/status/962013137611341825

Looks like Levy is shrinking. By the time the stadium is finished he'll be a midget.

 

[Whiffler]

Looks like Levy is shrinking. By the time the stadium is finished he'll be a midget.

or a fridge magnet

 

[Robbo]

or a fridge magnet

Fridget?

 

[90291Spur]

Fridget?

I’m not fridget. I’m just not attracted to you.

 

[thfcsteff]

Another NLD. Another winner. fudge them. He is unstoppable.


Sitting on my porcelain throne using glory-glory.co.uk mobile app

 

[paxtonwolf]

18 to go. Min 14 matches. I am convinced he will want to start at Spotland

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

Looks like Levy is shrinking. By the time the stadium is finished he'll be a midget.

My father must have shrunk a good 5 inches in the last few years of his life, it happens.

 

[Gazza]

Who is Harry Kane

 

[The egyptian]

Is he +30 yet?

 

[Spur of the moment]

Is he +30 yet?

Premier League top scorers: all comps (excluding internationals)

32 - Kane
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30
29
28 - Aguero, Salah
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26
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24
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21
20 - Sterling
19 - Firmino
18 - Lukaku
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14 - Vardy
13 - Hazard

Despite Aguero's four against Leiceter City this evening he's still four adrift.

 

[NaijaSpurs]

32 Goals and counting

 

[NaijaSpurs]

18 to go. Min 14 matches. I am convinced he will want to start at Spotland

He is due another hatrick

 

[Denmark Spur]

https://twitter.com/x/status/961961531981402112

https://twitter.com/x/status/962413710768828416

https://twitter.com/x/status/962417975482445824

 

[Robbo]

That's some wild stats for Aubemangayongakangoman though. Lets hope he's just a three season wonder.

 

[Spur of the moment]

https://twitter.com/x/status/961961531981402112

https://twitter.com/x/status/962413710768828416

https://twitter.com/x/status/962417975482445824

So now Aubameyang has the chance to prove he can outscore Kane in the PL too.

Let the battle commence!

 

[DeleHarry]

https://twitter.com/x/status/961961531981402112

https://twitter.com/x/status/962413710768828416

https://twitter.com/x/status/962417975482445824

Great bantz

 

[DeleHarry]

Harry was imperious. Yes he only scored one and missed out on a few more but he was just magnificent.

All round a brilliant centre forward.

 

[DeanoAustin]

Question on Kane. He claims he’s a Spurs fan. He got snapped in 2004 celebrating that lot winning the league at WHL in an Arsenal jersey. The explanation, as I recall, was that he was on Arsenal’s books at the time.

However, he was born in 1993 (Jesus I feel old). Therefore he was 11 at the time of the pic. He was let go by Arsenal when he was 8 or 9. Therefore, is Harry spoofing us by saying he’s a boyhood Spurs fan?

 

[90291Spur]

Question on Kane. He claims he’s a Spurs fan. He got snapped in 2004 celebrating that lot winning the league at WHL in an Arsenal jersey. The explanation, as I recall, was that he was on Arsenal’s books at the time.

However, he was born in 1993 (Jesus I feel old). Therefore he was 11 at the time of the pic. He was let go by Arsenal when he was 8 or 9. Therefore, is Harry spoofing us by saying he’s a boyhood Spurs fan?

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