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The return of the Weekend thread

What the actual fu.ck is going on? How can the self-styled King of Cars / Politics / Medicine / Stats / Class / Superiority / Overpriced Clothing admit to something like this AND get away with it?

I had to Google what it is.

And it's on ITV!

Amazing.

Scara, pull yourself together.

http://www.itv.com/takemeout
Just try it. It's the ultimate victorian freakshow tv.
 
Ran into my 95 year old grandfather today in town as he was getting into his car (watch out pedestrians!) and noticed he had a flat. So I sorted it out, got him to a wheeler dealer yada yada.. new front tires and on the road again.
He just called me a thanked me for saving his day, which warms my heart even more than the red wine I'm hurling down atm.
Legendary guy, my grandpa, a proper business man who started out with nothing and ended up as a millionaire, and a generous one too who always takes care of his friends and family. I love listening to his stories from WW2 and every adventure he's been on, from Hong Kong to Buenos Aires, Tibet and the Trans-Siberian railway.

His life motto is you should sweat once a day.
 
As in, masturbating.

In other news, I just found out some new keyboard shortcuts. I am so cool. Saturday night rocks.

Pressing K pauses a YouTube video, while J and L go forwards and backwards in 10 second increments.
‘Control + Enter’ when typing a URL automatically fills in the ‘www’ and ‘.com’
 
Ah, sofa! Just wrapped up the littlest one's birthday party, he turned 2.
Cake and coffee all day makes for an evening of nausea [emoji13]
 
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