Stupid Surnames/Names

[Eatmyownbrainwithaspork]

Was at Gatwick after holiday and was talking to someone I sort of knew from the hotel we'd been staying at. She told me her name was Helen, Helen Stain - I actually laughed out loud which was a bad thing to do. Used to know someone called Michelle Drain too. I like stupid surnames.

 

[Jordinho]

You should check out @daftnames on twitter.

Apparently there's someone out there named Buffy Handslip.

 

[paxtonwolf]

Was at Gatwick after holiday and was talking to someone I sort of knew from the hotel we'd been staying at. She told me her name was Helen, Helen Stain - I actually laughed out loud which was a bad thing to do. Used to know someone called Michelle Drain too. I like stupid surnames.

Used to deal with a guy called Barry Bodfish. Top name

 

[edgey-the-yid]

We had a lad in the Army called Pears!! And he claimed he'd never eaten a pear before either? And another lad called Onions and a lad called Snowball (can imagine the "full metal jacket" stick he got)

 

[Eatmyownbrainwithaspork]

We had a lad in the Army called Pears!! And he claimed he'd never eaten a pear before either? And another lad called Onions and a lad called Snowball (can imagine the "full metal jacket" stick he got)

Onions is a great surname but glad it's not mine.

 

[mick cooper]

We had a lad in the Army called Pears!! And he claimed he'd never eaten a pear before either? And another lad called Onions and a lad called Snowball (can imagine the "full metal jacket" stick he got)

I served with a guy called Wayne Kerr (which is also the name of a manufacturer of test equipment) and another called John Levins, who regardless of rank was only known by his surname, spelled backwards.

 

[Dayo]

I knew a Ewan Carr.

 

[block31]

Met a fella called John Thomas recently, hours of fun.
When i was at LSE one of the lecturers was called Sudipto, actually got shouted at like a kid for changing it to Stupido.

 

[monkeybarry]

Actually know of a girl whose first name is mushroom

 

[Eatmyownbrainwithaspork]

Actually know of a girl whose first name is mushroom

Middle class parents?

 

[DHSF]

People who have first names as surnames.

Lenny Henry for examples


fudgein weirdo's

 

[markysimmo]

My physics teacher was Michael Hunt

 

[DHSF]

My physics teacher was Michael Hunt

There is a sheff utd player called mike hunt - im sure i heard the commentator say it just now

 

[clownfoot]

Bobby Bland always made me laugh

 

[monkeybarry]

Middle class parents?

Depends on the type of mushroom i guess.
Think her surname was 'in a white wine sauce'

 

[Baleforce]

i used to work with a girl whose surname was badass, she pronounced it ba-dar, we didn't

 

[Mumorn]

Kirstie Stinkle always made me laugh in school

 

[Roy1983]

When customers enter into free comps for free bets they have to put their contact details on the back of the coupon.

Best by far is Andrew Christmas.

 

[raboner]

peter file

 

[THFC]

Dr Fuk