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Toby Alderweireld

Keep it simple for all us Norwegian fans:

Toby

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Toby

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Toby

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Toby

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He needs a song. To the tune of Depeche Mode, Just can't get enough. Over to you, you lyrical geniuses.
This made me think of Don't You Want Me by The Human League.

Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, ohh?
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, ohh?

Is there a song to that tune already? Nice and simple, nice and slow.

To - by - Alderweireld
Can you beat him? No-o-o-o-o-o-o
To - by - Alderweireld
Tiger bear rhino-o-o-o-o-o
 
This made me think of Don't You Want Me by The Human League.

Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, ohh?
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, ohh?

Is there a song to that tune already? Nice and simple, nice and slow.

To - by - Alderweireld
Can you beat him? No-o-o-o-o-o-o
To - by - Alderweireld
Tiger bear rhino-o-o-o-o-o
o_O
 
Obviously his name is made for the song Wild thing.

Alderweireld thing. You make my heart sing.

Edit:

Alderweireld thing,
You make my heart sing,
You make defending, look easy baby,
 
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Obviously his name is made for the song Wild thing.

Alderweireld thing. You make my heart sing.

Edit:

Alderweireld thing,
You make my heart sing,
You make defending, look easy baby,
Add 'except for that one time against Southampton with that difficult cross when you were trying to change direction in mid-air' and I think it's a winner.
 
To the tune of Mcnamara's Band;

His name is Alderweireld and he plays at White Hart Lane,
He came to Spurs from Ajax with Vertonghen and the Dane.
He wins us every header and every tackle too.
His name is Alderweireld and he'll fudging batter you.
Very nice, very nice. What a songsmith. First post. Back of the net.
 
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