The quntiest team of all time - central midfield

[SUIYHA]

We've got more seconded qunts than the poll will take. We're going to need to narrow it down but before we do, are there any players that should be added to the shortlist?

With seconders:

Fabregas, Savage, Souness, Adam, Gerrard, Vincent Jones, Viera, Flamini, Barton, Wheelchair, Gattuso, Wise

Without seconders:

Jody Morris, Petit, Lampard, Bremner, Noble, Nolan, Clattermole, Alan Smith, Ballack, Arteta, Ivan Campo, Robson, Ince, Batty

Can't believe I forgot to mention Wheelchair and Wise in my first post. Bit harsh to put Gattuso in there IMO. Never had anything against him before the Joe Jordan incident and he got rightly schooled. Flamini tried to break Corluka's leg in the same game as well as being an annoying Gooner tosser.

I won't vote for him myself but pretty sure that Sherwood should be in the main poll.

 

[Lost Mango]

Flamini and Wheelchair for me.

Stevie Me is a rooster of the greatest degree but some of that is the accident of being born in Scouse land and growing up an Evertonian and then having to prove himself the greatest Liverpool fan and player of all time.

Flamini and Wheelchair are just cu*ts. Pure and simple filthy scum.

 

[Lost Mango]

Always detested Bryan "Captain Marvel" Robson as well.

 

[milo]

Updated list. Are we missing anyone?

With seconders:

Fabregas, Savage, Souness, Adam, Gerrard, Vincent Jones, Viera, Flamini, Barton, Wheelchair, Gattuso, Wise, Robson

Without seconders:

Jody Morris, Petit, Lampard, Bremner, Noble, Nolan, Clattermole, Alan Smith, Ballack, Arteta, Ivan Campo, Ince, Batty, Charlie Nicholas, Sherwood

 

[Mulletperm]

Mickey Thomas
Marco Materazzi
Billy Bremner (according to my Dad)
De Jong
Kevin Muscat

 

[Mulletperm]

Also never liked Dennis Wise.

 

[Grays_1890]

Vinny Jones and Savage

 

[Lemonade Money]

This team won't be complete without Sherwood. Can we find a spot for director of football?

 

[Baleforce]

This team won't be complete without Sherwood. Can we find a spot for director of football?

Director of player development claminuity (aka, loaning them to swindon)

 

[scaramanga]

Director of player development claminuity (aka, loaning them to swindon) (from the Swindon end)

FTFY

 

[Glenda's Legs]

Mickey Thomas

Ah yes. Another good contender.

 

[milo]

This is how it stands so far. We'll have a couple of heats to narrow it down to 10 qunts. I'll put up the first heat tonight but there still time to get a player added. Are we missing anyone?

With seconders:

Fabregas, Savage, Souness, Adam, Gerrard, Vincent Jones, Viera, Flamini, Barton, Wheelchair, Gattuso, Wise, Robson, Sherwood, Bremner, Mickey Thomas

Without seconders:

Jody Morris, Petit, Lampard, Noble, Nolan, Clattermole, Alan Smith, Ballack, Arteta, Ivan Campo, Ince, Batty, Charlie Nicholas, Materazzi, De Jong, Muscat

 

[Lemonade Money]

So many clams, so few votes.

 

[milo]

The first heat has been added. Pick your top three qunts, the five with the most votes go through*. The poll is up for 24 hours.








*In the event of a draw, I will make it up as I go along

 

[milo]

I'm a bit surprised by the votes for Savage. The guy is undoubtedly a total prick but it always seemed like a bit of a pantomime villain act to me.

 

[Glenda's Legs]

So many clams, so few votes.

It's a mass of c*nts.
It's c*ntmas come early.

 

[Jordinho]

I'm a bit surprised by the votes for Savage. The guy is undoubtedly a total prick but it always seemed like a bit of a pantomime villain act to me.

Which just makes him an even bigger clam.

 

[Glenda's Legs]

I clearly can't read and only picked two. If I could vote for a third i think I'd go for Fabregas.

 

[milo]

I clearly can't read and only picked two. If I could vote for a third i think I'd go for Fabregas.

I think that it's safe to say that he'll make the final list

 

[milo]

Which just makes him an even bigger clam.

It's a bit like hating a heel at wrestling.