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— LADbible (@ladbible) April 6, 2022
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— LADbible (@ladbible) September 5, 2022
I know life is tough for farmers, but your own faeces for muck spreading....whatever next.I can literally smell the onions I had for dinner last night in my farms this morning.
Would think I had a cold or something the way I am farming this morning.
One Christmas many years ago I placed one of my turds in an empty shoe box. I then proceeded to wrap the show box in wrapping paper and jumped on a bus where I left the gift on an empty seat. I've imagined the horror on the face of the person that took it home for years and years
— Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) December 5, 2022
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— Tha Fackin Daddy (@ThaFackinDaddy) December 17, 2022
I was once rimmed whilst desperately trying to hold in a big fart. His tongue 'broke the seal' causing me to fart directly into his mouth. I'm not sure what was worse: my embarrassment, or my revulsion at the fact he appeared to enjoy it.
— Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) December 22, 2022