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The poo & guff thread...

Been farting constantly today. Can't remember that I've eaten anything special lately, but I've been leaking farts all day, and they're long lasting, silent, warm and smell absolutely horrific!
I put the kids to bed, and let one slip out while under the duvet with one of the kids. It lasted a good 10 seconds! Even though I knew it'd be a bad idea, I couldn't resist lifting the duvet to have a sniff.
Christ on a bike! The stench was absolutely horrible! If the kid wasn't already asleep, he'd pass out instantly!
 
Kandi1977 said:
Been farting constantly today. Can't remember that I've eaten anything special lately, but I've been leaking farts all day, and they're long lasting, silent, warm and smell absolutely horrific!
I put the kids to bed, and let one slip out while under the duvet with one of the kids. It lasted a good 10 seconds! Even though I knew it'd be a bad idea, I couldn't resist lifting the duvet to have a sniff.
Christ on a bike! The stench was absolutely horrible! If the kid wasn't already asleep, he'd pass out instantly!
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Tell the kids to take deeper breathes, goes away quicker.
 
We have unisex toilets in my new office
I went to have a wee and all 3 cubicles were in use, I dropped a massively loud fart and it echo’d so loudly and I heard 2 women comment out loud about how disgusting that was hahahah 🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️
 
Had the dreaded brown rain since 5am, like turning the tap on full blast down the toilet for 30 seconds every 30 minutes
Where on earth does it come from ??
 
markysimmo said:
Had the dreaded brown rain since 5am, like turning the tap on full blast down the toilet for 30 seconds every 30 minutes
Where on earth does it come from ??
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Tell me about it.
Having a flair up of my ulcerative colitis, barely eaten anything for four days, stomach like a beach ball and poo that looks like melted chocolate ice cream.
 
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