Don't lose, Poch. That's all.
-------------------------------------Lloris-------------------------------------
Trippier----------Alderweireld-------------Verts-------------------Rose
----------------------Bentaleb----------------Alli----------------------------
Dembele--------------------------Mason-------------------------------Chadli
-------------------------------the only option we have--------------------
Subs: Vorm, Dier, Davies, Winks, Carroll, Eriksen(if fit)/Townsend(if fit), N'Jie
5-5, Lukaku hat-trick and a Mirallas double, matched by Chadli, Dembele, Alderweireld, Verts, and Tintin. The end of the game sees a newly-moustachioed Levy happily announce that, on reflection, he's decided to forget about buying players and instead spend our transfer money on the giant Belgian chocolate volcano emerging from under the pitch behind him. Spurs fans subsequently explode while all the journos in the stadium angrily bash away about yet another example of Brussels forcing its garlicky ways onto Britain. Amidst all this, all the Belgian lads skip happily off the pitch, arm in arm, while somewhere in the sky, Herge smiles while sketching a somewhat racist comic of the whole thing.