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Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)
- Thread starter Roy1983
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I’m dyslexic and I had to read that 10 times before I got the joke.
That’s kind of funny.
Lemonade Money
Luka Modric
A man decides he's had enough of modern life, and decides to become a monk. At the monestary the interviewees tell him it's a 7 year contract that includes a vow of silence. After 7 years, they say, you are allowed to say only two words, and then sign another contract. "Okay," he says, "I'm in."
7 years of silence pass, and at his progress meeting they ask him for his two words. "Bed's uncomfortable" he says. "Okay, we will look into that" they reply, "Sign here."
Another 7 years of silence pass, and at his next progress meeting they ask him for his two words. "Food's terrible" he says. "Okay, we will look into that" they reply, "Sign here."
Yet another 7 years of silence pass, and at his progress meeting they ask for his two words. "I QUIT!" he says defiantly. "Thank GHod for that." they reply, "Ever since you've been here, all you've done is moan."
7 years of silence pass, and at his progress meeting they ask him for his two words. "Bed's uncomfortable" he says. "Okay, we will look into that" they reply, "Sign here."
Another 7 years of silence pass, and at his next progress meeting they ask him for his two words. "Food's terrible" he says. "Okay, we will look into that" they reply, "Sign here."
Yet another 7 years of silence pass, and at his progress meeting they ask for his two words. "I QUIT!" he says defiantly. "Thank GHod for that." they reply, "Ever since you've been here, all you've done is moan."