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Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

I called Heathrow and asked how long the flight to New York was, the chap on the line said, "just a minute sir".

Thats amazing.
Sorted out my car insurance, I'm covered against theft, they asked if I wanted cover for fire too, but I'm not stupid, what kind of idiot would steal a burning car?
"Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?" asks his teacher.
"Well Miss, I want to be a billionaire, live in a multi-million pound dream home, drive flash sports cars, go on luxury holidays, go to a millionaires nightclub, spray champagne around, get myself one of those sexy bitches..."
"OKAY JOHNNY, that's quite enough from you, Suzy, what do you want to be?"
"Johnny's bitch Miss".