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Tottenham Hotspur Stadium - Licence To Stand

billyiddo said:
Astro turf on the perimeter flaps isn't it?
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To be honest, I'm a bit worried about those perimeter flaps. Is there any chance one of them might suddenly buckle or swing under by itself? Could cause some serious injuries.

The concept of having empty space underneath a crowded, often frantic technical area is a bit concerning. I know they've probably stress-tested all the stuff that goes into that bit well beyond what it will see on a typical matchday. Still, I'm a bit worried.
 
DubaiSpur said:
To be honest, I'm a bit worried about those perimeter flaps. Is there any chance one of them might suddenly buckle or swing under by itself? Could cause some serious injuries.

The concept of having empty space underneath a crowded, often frantic technical area is a bit concerning. I know they've probably stress-tested all the stuff that goes into that bit well beyond what it will see on a typical matchday. Still, I'm a bit worried.
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Depends who Levy wants to "injure". There could be a button that suddenly moves the turf, like when someone is taking a penalty. Ooops, didnt mean to move the pitch there Aubameyang.

Edit - thought you were talking about the actual pitch. Whoops.
 
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DubaiSpur said:
To be honest, I'm a bit worried about those perimeter flaps. Is there any chance one of them might suddenly buckle or swing under by itself? Could cause some serious injuries.
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I am certain that all whats gone into the stadium is safe, there is no chance any risks would be taken in todays day and age.
 
DubaiSpur said:
To be honest, I'm a bit worried about those perimeter flaps. Is there any chance one of them might suddenly buckle or swing under by itself? Could cause some serious injuries.

The concept of having empty space underneath a crowded, often frantic technical area is a bit concerning. I know they've probably stress-tested all the stuff that goes into that bit well beyond what it will see on a typical matchday. Still, I'm a bit worried.
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Have you seen the size of the beems supporting that bit? You wont even dent it with a tank!
 
DubaiSpur said:
To be honest, I'm a bit worried about those perimeter flaps. Is there any chance one of them might suddenly buckle or swing under by itself? Could cause some serious injuries.

The concept of having empty space underneath a crowded, often frantic technical area is a bit concerning. I know they've probably stress-tested all the stuff that goes into that bit well beyond what it will see on a typical matchday. Still, I'm a bit worried.
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The technical area could support 20 London buses, a few lard arses standing on it ain't gonna worry it.

It's like people saying "maybe the pitch will move and Kane will get his foot stuck down the gap" when each tray weighs 3000 tonnes or something
 
Bullet said:
The technical area could support 20 London buses, a few lard arses standing on it ain't gonna worry it.

It's like people saying "maybe the pitch will move and Kane will get his foot stuck down the gap" when each tray weighs 3000 tonnes or something
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So the odds of Levy having a big tilt button like a pinball machine to deflect shots away from our goal and into the opponent are pretty slim then
 
NoLimits01 said:
So the odds of Levy having a big tilt button like a pinball machine to deflect shots away from our goal and into the opponent are pretty slim then
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Still possible that the only reason Levy installed those panels is so he could finally trap that bastard Bond and send him plunging below the turf with the push of a button.

I am actually 66% sure that there is no second pitch beneath the ground - just a giant shark tank. :p
 
DubaiSpur said:
Still possible that the only reason Levy installed those panels is so he could finally trap that bastard Bond and send him plunging below the turf with the push of a button.

I am actually 66% sure that there is no second pitch beneath the ground - just a giant shark tank. :p
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Kevin?
 
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