Things that very nearly give you the horn...

[3DSpur]

Ladyboys

 

[Rock Strongo]

Eating a donut vertically.

 

[paxtonwolf]

Women in tight office suits bending over at the photocopier....awww yeah!!=P~

Claire from Accounts...oh yes

 

[Stouty]

nipple pokies

 

[Jurgen the German]

Women in tight office suits bending over at the photocopier....awww yeah!!=P~

Women in tight office suits in general.

Also, fit birds wearing glasses.

 

[spooky]

Fizz from the Tweenies when she flicks her hair.

 

[southstand1882]

When a bird bricks on your stomach

 

[GLENROYID]

When a bird bricks on your stomach

This

 

[parklanegiveusasong]

A hot women in a spurs shirt on the way to the lane

 

[BrentwoodSpur]

Brunette secretaries with glasses on. Yum

 

[SpursLodge]

when you catch a little triangle of pants up the skirt. :-"

 

[Dorothy]

That cheese with the Walnuts on top.

 

[spurspinter1]

I think about Niko Krancjar from time to time, normally does the trick.

:-k

Not in a gay way though...

 

[linnet_spur]

It's not gay to think of Niko, it's natural. We're only human after all

 

[raboner]

a baby in a microwave on high for half an hour.

 

[Crab.C.Nesbitt]

a baby in a microwave on high for half an hour.

Dinner nearly makes you horny?

 

[Baleforce]

pretty much everything that apple release