Tanguy Ndombele

[jrh]

Weird they’ve only just decided not to cancel his loan then if that’s the current state of him? Something doesn’t add up.

Maybe he's agreed to go to kebab addicts anonymous?

 

[DeanoAustin]

Maybe he's agreed to go to kebab addicts anonymous?

Na, I've been at those meetings for years now and his name has never come up.

 

[Bishop]

Doesn't look good...

https://x.com/i/web/status/1748068846831825103

Doesn't look good but did the job and won the ball.

 

[Sandman]

every time his thread comes back to the top I get anxiety they are sending him back. Can we keep him on the low down until summer so I dont have to stress please

 

[monkeybarry]

Wow. He looks about 40

 

[Sandman]

Wow. He looks about 40

stone

 

[monkeybarry]

every time his thread comes back to the top I get anxiety they are sending him back. Can we keep him on the low down until summer so I dont have to stress please

They tried. He's over the baggage allowance

 

[Kandi1977]

Doesn't look good...

https://x.com/i/web/status/1748068846831825103

What's the point of that clip? He does exactly the same as the rest of the players in that clip

 

[greatwhitenorf]

I'd describe him as a pylon.

 

[Sandman]

I'd describe him as a pylon.

they are useful though and dont cost 65m

 

[jrh]

What's the point of that clip? He does exactly the same as the rest of the players in that clip

Shows how fudgein fat he is

 

[ledley's knee injections]

Such a shame - an absolute waste of this lad's close to unparalleled ability levels.

 

[Glenda's Legs]

I don't know but I think there's something else going on there. I just don't believe he had gone from being an athlete to the chunky, overweight person in the photos above just through laziness or overeating. I'd say there's a thyroid thing or similar going on.

 

[parklane1]

Wow. He looks about 40

At least that around his waist.

 

[Sandman]

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Such a shame - an absolute waste of this lad's close to unparalleled ability levels.

looks like when players have retired and play in testimonials.

 

[Jurgen the German]

To me he will always be a star. And by “star” I mean a large gassy object that you can see from miles away.

 

[tommysvr]

Seems pretty poor taste to be mocking someone's weight, footballer or not.

 

[Jurgen the German]

Seems pretty poor taste to be mocking someone's weight, footballer or not.

Unless he has a condition where he puts on weight easily then it’s pretty much self-inflicted. Especially when you are a professional footballer then I don’t see how you can be overweight given how much they train, the wealth of information they have from health experts, dieticians, nutritionists, doctors. I imagine their diets are laid out for them almost on a plate.

 

[FatBloke]

Unless he has a condition where he puts on weight easily then it’s pretty much self-inflicted. Especially when you are a professional footballer then I don’t see how you can be overweight given how much they train, the wealth of information they have from health experts, dieticians, nutritionists, doctors. I imagine their diets are laid out for them almost on a plate.

Almost? Literally on a plate, I'd have thought!

 

[Lilbaz]

Seems pretty poor taste to be mocking someone's weight, footballer or not.

Unless they are a paid athlete getting paid £200k a week.

I don't like picking, bullying or discriminating against anyone. Hope he can be brilliant and have a happy life.

But yes if he can't keep shape for a job he is being paid to do, he can be criticised.