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Richarlison

In 1848 minutes.

In 3000 minutes that would be 18 goals - not bad for a team in 17th.
But he wouldn't get 18. We saw this two years ago when he scored 8 in 9 games, people extrapolated that rate and argued he just needed more minutes. Yet predictably, the more he actually plays, the more his stats drop. His scoring rate doesn't scale up with more game time; it falls off.
 
So for perspective - 11 goals pre Kane and Son isn't actually that bad.
It stacks up against seasons in which Keane, Defoe and Berba were top scorers. (And Darren Bent).
It's more a Tottenham issue.
 
Confused.com here. @Mikey10 is still able to taste it?

It's a riff on this joke.

A guy walks into a bar and orders six shots of whiskey at once. The bartender lines them up and, noticing the man downing them one after the other, asks, “What’s the occasion?”
The man replies, "My first blowjob."
The bartender smiles, pours him a seventh shot, and says, "Well then, congratulations! Have another one on the house."
The man shakes his head and retorts, "No thanks. If seven shots can't wash the taste out of my mouth, nothing will"
 
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