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Premier League Predictor

Cochise

Steve Carr
I used to like using the BBC version of this program but it seems to have disappeared. Fortunately I have found this one and thought I'd share it with for any like minded fans on here who like to play with these things.

http://www.the-mustard.com/predictor.html

I got us finishing on 79 points, just a single point behind the gooners who fall apart in March. Chelsea are Champions with Emirates Marketing Project in second and Liverpool third. That said, if we beat the gooners then we could feasibly jump them (oh please oh please).
Villa, Cardiff and West Ham go down with Wham switching places with Fulham on the last day. Wham were at one stage looking out of the mess, but slid back down and lost to Emirates Marketing Project on the last day
 
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I have us Losing to both Chelsea and Liverpool and drawing with Arsenal and pretty much beating the rest.
 
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I was trying to be as unbiased as possible and got this:

Top 7

Chelsea 93pts
City 91pts
**** 85pts
Spurs 76pts :eek: 8-[
United 69pts
Pool 68pts
Everton63pts


Bottom three:

West Ham 34pts
Norwich 32pts
West Brom 30pts

I thought I was being harsh on us and giving the other three fighting for 4th place an easy run. Not quite sure what happened...
 
I had the same top 9 as AL (although we miss by 3 points in mine, on 76), but I relegated West Ham (possibly wishful thinking ;)), Cardiff and Fulham.
 
Club Pld GD Pts
Chelsea 38 37 93
Emirates Marketing Project 38 52 89
Arsenal 38 29 84
Liverpool 38 42 81
Tottenham 38 10 77
Everton 38 17 72
Man Utd 38 17 69
Saudi Sportswashing Machine 38 -2 52
Southamn 38 3 47
Stoke 38 -15 41
Hull City 38 -8 40
Swansea 38 -6 39
Aston Villa 38 -13 37
West Brom38 -12 34
Sunderland38 -18 34
Cardiff 38 -28 34
West Ham 38 -15 31
C Palace 38 -24 31
Norwich 38 -26 30
Fulham 38 -40 24

Was trying to be fair all round, lots of draws for the big games. Had us drawing at Liverpool and Saudi Sportswashing Machine, and home to Arsenal and losing to Chelsea
 
perhaps you could throw up the results you gave us and we'll see how harsh you were ;)

I'll try to do it from memory as I've come out of the site!

v Saudi Sportswashing Machine - loss 47pts
v Norwich - win 50pts
v Cardiff - win 53pts
v Chesea - draw 54pts
v Arsenal - loss 54pts
v Southampton - win 57pts
v Liverpool - draw 58pts
v Sunderland - win 61pts
v West Brom - win 64pts
v Fulham - win 67pts
v Stoke - win 70pts
v West Ham - win 73pts
v Aston Villa - win 76pts

Hmmm. Perhaps I wasn't as harsh as I thought. I've got us winning the last six on the trot! Having said that, I still have us 7 points ahead of United in 5th, so we can afford to lose two more of the above \o/
 
These things are a bit of fun but completely useless. It's impossible to predict these games because there are always surprises, particularly in the last 4-5 games.

Just sit back and enjoy the ride. I'm expecting nothing so if we get 4th great. If not, we'll try again next year. I'll get excited on matchdays and during the games but I'm not torturing myself by trying to predict how we'll do over the next few months. However, I am sure that we won't be getting 32 from 39 points.
 
i predicted 7 wins, 2 draws, 4 defeats for us......70 points and we finished 5th behind Liverpool
 
i have us down as getting 29 points from our remaining games and have focused on groups of fixtures rather than individual games.

6 points from Saudi Sportswashing Machine and Norwich

7 from Cardiff H, Chelsea A, Arsenal H, Southampton H, Liverpool A

10 from Sunderland H, West Brom A, Fulham H, Stoke A

6 from West Ham A, Aston Villa H

giving us a total of 76
 
I couldn't be bothered too do it all but a from the 22nd of March if I am correct we will be in sixth 15 points (yes fifteen) behind Liverpool and two points behind Everton.

United will be 6 points behind us with two games in hand, so we're just about in the race for Europa League lads.
 
I've been through it 2 or 3 times and I struggle to avoid having us finish 4th. With the games that are left I can't see how we don't do it.
 
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