ShipOfTheseus
Clint Dempsey
Where and when:
Wemberlee.
Saturday, 15:00.
Weather forecast:
25°C
Precipitation: 10%
Humidity: 62%
Wind: 14 mph
Opponents:
Some newly-promoted mob. Known for cottaging.
Likely team:
Whatever you're hoping for, you won't get it. The rule of thumb is that Poch plays the same team as last week, especially if it's liable to disappoint everyone. Maybe we'll see Trips, though. Expect to see Toby remaining on the naughty step, whatever the fresh start claims.
HL
KT DS JV BD
ED MS
LM CE DA
HK
Omens:
We tend to do quite well when we play our supposed last ever home game at a stadium. Man U brought us rainbows, Leicester was a very enjoyable and value-for-money goalfest. Not sure if it counts as a last ever Wembley game when we already know it isn't, though.
First game:
Goneril Ship-Of-Theseus, 13. She has no interest in football. I don't know why she wanted to come. Or why I offered to take her. I expect she'll just look at her phone and demand overpriced snacks.
Badger:
Wemberlee.
Saturday, 15:00.
Weather forecast:
25°C
Precipitation: 10%
Humidity: 62%
Wind: 14 mph
Opponents:
Some newly-promoted mob. Known for cottaging.
Likely team:
Whatever you're hoping for, you won't get it. The rule of thumb is that Poch plays the same team as last week, especially if it's liable to disappoint everyone. Maybe we'll see Trips, though. Expect to see Toby remaining on the naughty step, whatever the fresh start claims.
HL
KT DS JV BD
ED MS
LM CE DA
HK
Omens:
We tend to do quite well when we play our supposed last ever home game at a stadium. Man U brought us rainbows, Leicester was a very enjoyable and value-for-money goalfest. Not sure if it counts as a last ever Wembley game when we already know it isn't, though.
First game:
Goneril Ship-Of-Theseus, 13. She has no interest in football. I don't know why she wanted to come. Or why I offered to take her. I expect she'll just look at her phone and demand overpriced snacks.
Badger:
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