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If you could exile two humans off this planet

Jurgen the German

Tommy Harmer
Who would they be?

My two would be Simon Cowell and Jeremy Clarkson.

People have a go at athletes for being overpaid, and they are, but Cowell is one of the most overpaid, overhyped, worthless humans in the history of this country! He's got such an inflated ego for a person who's claim to fame is giving us the Spice Girls and Mr Blobby. I get that he's in the music industry to make money, but does he not like music even a little bit? If he really does like music then he wouldn't keep peddling the same crap music year after year.

Clarkson is a grade A ****! The guy doesn't have one redeeming feature. From what I've heard and read about him, he seems arrogant and a nasty piece of work! Funny how all of his controversial remarks always seem to coincide with the release of a book/dvd or a new series of Top Gear too!
 
On reflection I've changed my mind. I'd exile Elisha Cuthbert and myself! She wouldn't look twice for the first year but after that who knows?! 8-[
 
if the two people being exiled are going to the same place then myself and Louise Redknapp.

If not then King **** and Rihanna
 
The first two Thatcherites I bump into at any given time.

Do you bump into them from behind? i think they might like that.:eek:

I was never a thatcherite, sad thing is i have never been anything never belonged to anything. Even now as an anti EU person and supporter of UKIP i do not define myself by that. If i was asked i would say i was a slightly moody middle aged man who supports tottenham and from time to time rants at just about anything.

The future for me is becoming very clear, im going to become one of them weirdos stood by the side of the road in the mornings shouting at traffic.
 
Next we'll have the looneys raising us a Thatcher for Churchill

Sad, very sad

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