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Circumcision
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Danishfurniturelover
the prettiest spice girl
Re: INfant circumcision. The best one
You know what is really good for your health is to eat it, once they cut it off ask them if you can keep it because you heard it is good for your health to cook it and eat it.
I haven't got it done yet.
I got it examined by a doctor who said i need it. Asked me what hospital i wanted the procedure done to which i replied "the one that can give me the earliest appointment". She replied Croydon University Hospital can fit you in 3 weeks from now....i said fine. I go there on the 21st expecting to get my knob cut off but all that happens is i see a Urologist who again confirms i should get it done and i would have to wait 1-2 months. They called me the night before telling me what i should and should not eat before etc etc...so naturally i thought this was in preparation for the operation, macarons.
There was a somewhat funny story to this though. As i was waiting in the lounge area for my name to be called (sitting directly opposite the room of the urologist that i will be seeing), in walks this fine looking Asian chick, no more than 25. I think to myself 'i know this fine looking woman isn't going to be the one examining me' and i somewhat panic. My manhood wasn't at it's best state let's just say (it was cold tbf). I say to myself **** this....go to the toilet...put on a ****o on my phone and do some casual stretches. 5 or so minutes later i'm at that glorious semi erect stage. Out i go hoping they call my name asap and they do...a few minutes later. I go in that room with such confidence...it was beautiful.
You know what is really good for your health is to eat it, once they cut it off ask them if you can keep it because you heard it is good for your health to cook it and eat it.
Kingdawson
Banned
Re: INfant circumcision. The best one
I'll ask next time i'm there you utter weirdo
Danishfurniturelover
the prettiest spice girl
Re: INfant circumcision. The best one
:lol: I would never lie to you.
I'll ask next time i'm there you utter weirdo
:lol: I would never lie to you.
Kingdawson
Banned
Re: INfant circumcision. The best one
****ing NHS.
So i've been waiting for 3 or so months for this procedure and I've been calling them, literally every week, reminding them that i can't do June 20th - july 8th due to me going abroad. They repeatedly tell me that's fine. So what do i see on my doorstep last week? the bitch ass NHS telling me the surgery will take place on June 18th
I call them and ask wtf they're playing at. They apologise and inform me that i still have to cancel and reschedule...what a joke.
****ing NHS.
So i've been waiting for 3 or so months for this procedure and I've been calling them, literally every week, reminding them that i can't do June 20th - july 8th due to me going abroad. They repeatedly tell me that's fine. So what do i see on my doorstep last week? the bitch ass NHS telling me the surgery will take place on June 18th
I call them and ask wtf they're playing at. They apologise and inform me that i still have to cancel and reschedule...what a joke.
Kingdawson
Banned
Re: INfant circumcision. The best one
Currently i'm looking up what type of circumcision i want. I think i'm gonna go with the low/tight cut
Currently i'm looking up what type of circumcision i want. I think i'm gonna go with the low/tight cut
Re: INfant circumcision. The best one
What am I missing here?
You tell them you cant do 20 June - 8 July
So they give you 18 June
What have they done wrong?
****ing NHS.
So i've been waiting for 3 or so months for this procedure and I've been calling them, literally every week, reminding them that i can't do June 20th - july 8th due to me going abroad. They repeatedly tell me that's fine. So what do i see on my doorstep last week? the bitch ass NHS telling me the surgery will take place on June 18th
I call them and ask wtf they're playing at. They apologise and inform me that i still have to cancel and reschedule...what a joke.
What am I missing here?
You tell them you cant do 20 June - 8 July
So they give you 18 June
What have they done wrong?
Kingdawson
Banned
Re: INfant circumcision. The best one
Yeh so the average recovery period for a circumcision is 4 to 6 weeks. If you make it clear to them you're going on holiday.....one would assume they would not schedule you in 2 days before flying out (after waiting 3 or so months).
Yeh so the average recovery period for a circumcision is 4 to 6 weeks. If you make it clear to them you're going on holiday.....one would assume they would not schedule you in 2 days before flying out (after waiting 3 or so months).
Bullet
Luka Modric
Re: INfant circumcision. The best one
Er, so you should have told them you can't do May 6th to Jul 8th or whatever you need to recover.
I still get offended by this thread title, I can't believe someone thought it was OK to type "INfant circumcision. The best one". Just sounds horrible to me.
Er, so you should have told them you can't do May 6th to Jul 8th or whatever you need to recover.
I still get offended by this thread title, I can't believe someone thought it was OK to type "INfant circumcision. The best one". Just sounds horrible to me.
Kingdawson
Banned
Re: INfant circumcision. The best one
well being that i also mentioned recovery time in the conversation AND they called me and admitted responsibility....one would assume i did everything right.
well being that i also mentioned recovery time in the conversation AND they called me and admitted responsibility....one would assume i did everything right.
Boonie
Ramon Vega
Kingdawson
Banned
Re: INfant circumcision. The best one
Bump
So i finally had my circumcision on monday after months of waiting. Went in at around 13:30...opp took about an hour (obviously under general anaesthetic)...woke up at around 16:30...left the bloody hospital at 21:15 (under staffed plus my pulse rate was exceptionally high).
Monday no pain except night time erection which hurt like a mutha****a. Tuesday again no pain apart from night time erection which took forever to finally subside (doesn't help that my girl stayed at mine the last 2 days and any form of physical contact make me get a hardon). Wednesday morning the bandage slipped off due to the constant hardons and i could inspect little KD for the first time. Pleasantly surprised with how it looks so far although theres an odd looking bump where the stitching of the frenelum is (looks like excess skin). The pain level today was rather on the high side so had to buy some bandages and wrap it up again. Jeez the glans are so sensitive too.
Bump
So i finally had my circumcision on monday after months of waiting. Went in at around 13:30...opp took about an hour (obviously under general anaesthetic)...woke up at around 16:30...left the bloody hospital at 21:15 (under staffed plus my pulse rate was exceptionally high).
Monday no pain except night time erection which hurt like a mutha****a. Tuesday again no pain apart from night time erection which took forever to finally subside (doesn't help that my girl stayed at mine the last 2 days and any form of physical contact make me get a hardon). Wednesday morning the bandage slipped off due to the constant hardons and i could inspect little KD for the first time. Pleasantly surprised with how it looks so far although theres an odd looking bump where the stitching of the frenelum is (looks like excess skin). The pain level today was rather on the high side so had to buy some bandages and wrap it up again. Jeez the glans are so sensitive too.
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glorygloryeze
Ian Walker
Re: INfant circumcision. The best one
Apologies if you have already stated in the thread, but why did you have it done can I ask?
Apologies if you have already stated in the thread, but why did you have it done can I ask?
Kingdawson
Banned
Re: INfant circumcision. The best one
super tight foreskin meaning i could go hours having sex without climaxing (due to lack of sensation). It had to be done.
super tight foreskin meaning i could go hours having sex without climaxing (due to lack of sensation). It had to be done.
glorygloryeze
Ian Walker
Re: INfant circumcision. The best one
I see. I wonder how many others have similar issues; it seems circumcision later in life is becoming much more common; at least 3 of my friends have had similar surgery later in life (i.e. not within the first year, like myself; though I think they were all for infection/health reasons).
It seems the uncircumcised may be becoming a smaller group in London today, if not the UK as a whole...
I see. I wonder how many others have similar issues; it seems circumcision later in life is becoming much more common; at least 3 of my friends have had similar surgery later in life (i.e. not within the first year, like myself; though I think they were all for infection/health reasons).
It seems the uncircumcised may be becoming a smaller group in London today, if not the UK as a whole...
Kingdawson
Banned
So i went out on saturday and my mate thought it would be hilarious spiking my drink with viagra (he knew the situation i'm currently in). Needless to say it wasn't funny in the slightest and was one of the most excruciating 3/4 hours i've ever experienced.