Bad pundit world cup - QF1 - Alan Smith v Martin Tyler

[milo]

The first quarter final sees Alan Smith take on Martin Tyler. Both awful, no question, but who is worse?

 

[Jordinho]

Both biased in their own way and can suck the enjoyment out of any game. Tyler of 10 years ago wouldn't stand a chance, but now he's just tarnishing whatever legacy he has a little more every time he's on the air. "And it's live!" It doesn't get more cringy than that.

 

[Lemonade Money]

Can't stand the way Smith sounds, can't stand the gonad*s Tyler talks. A hybrid of these two would be a unanimous winner.

 

[the dza]

Alan Smith; same syllables as Gooner Qunt.

 

[Gazza Dazzla]

So tough to pick between the two, they've been the soundtrack to every north London derby sky have done for almost 10 years.

 

[Aldo]

I find this an easier choice than others, it seems

Smith.

 

[paxtonwolf]

Both biased in their own way and can suck the enjoyment out of any game. Tyler of 10 years ago wouldn't stand a chance, but now he's just tarnishing whatever legacy he has a little more every time he's on the air. "And it's live!" It doesn't get more cringy than that.

So glad its not just me on that one. Feel like hitting the screen when he says that.

Although factually he isnt 100% correct. The live feed on Sky is actually a few seconds behind. I often have the William Hill on while watching the live match and most of the time they are between 5-15 seconds ahead

 

[Kandi1977]

The fact that Smith calls himself Smudge on teletext nails it for me.

 

[Mikey10]

Easy. Smith.

 

[Rorschach]

Tyler is a sellout. He is sucking the money tit. The voice of fudging Sky rubs me the wrong way.

Smith is just a nasally prick.

Tyler for me.

 

[Gazza]

Tyler for me.

Alan Smith is a gooner clam and can never say it as it is ... sly in his cheap digs like the bitch that he is.

Tyler where do i start.

 

[Jordinho]

The resignation in Tyler's voice when Carroll missed that 92nd minute header.

 

[MKSpur]

This should have been the final and they should keep the cup for 6 months each! It does make the victories a little sweeter though

 

[Jordinho]

This should have been the final and they should keep the cup for 6 months each! It does make the victories a little sweeter though

With Redknapp and Pardew in the studio as well, Sky really pulled out all the stops today.

 

[MKSpur]

I went Smith as he's losing as really hoping they both go through if it's a draw!!

 

[MKSpur]

With Redknapp and Pardew in the studio as well, Sky really pulled out all the stops today.

What's the collective term for multiple clams? Is it pride or bunch?

 

[Baleforce]

What's the collective term for multiple clams? Is it pride or bunch?

a cornucopia

 

[Aldo]

What's the collective term for multiple clams? Is it pride or bunch?

A parliament.

 

[MKSpur]

a cornucopia

Googled then liked

 

[Rorschach]

What's the collective term for multiple clams? Is it pride or bunch?

A murder of clams