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50 Shades Of Turd

yiddo2786 said:
It's because they don't watch enough porn, and haven't tossed every day of their life since they were 12. Idiots.
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Can we clarify this please? There's some days I haven't tossed and other days I've tossed five times, then there's times when I've had a bunk up and then gone home and tossed thinking about it, and then there's times when I've has a bunk up but I was thinking about a particularly good toss I had. Do I actually have to have tossed daily since I was twelve or can we take an average? And does that night that I was in Intensive Care in 1982 count or do I have to read third rate bint porn now as payback?

All this modern stuff is no good to me, I liked it back in the olden days when having a sex life was something to be ashamed of.
 
I read about this book trilogy this morning, first time I've ever heard about it, but during the day I've heard people talk about it, heard about it on TV, seen it advertised on the internet, and now even on here. It got brick reviews over here (Norway), but people still seem to buy it.
 
Daisuk said:
I read about this book trilogy this morning, first time I've ever heard about it, but during the day I've heard people talk about it, heard about it on TV, seen it advertised on the internet, and now even on here. It got brick reviews over here (Norway), but people still seem to buy it.
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Not people - women dude women.

I saw a fight in WH Smith not so long ago. Three women fighting over the last book. I saw a queue in WH Smiths in Milton Keynes.

For them its porn. Women read porn. Men watch it.
 
DHSF said:
Not people - women dude women.

I saw a fight in WH Smith not so long ago. Three women fighting over the last book. I saw a queue in WH Smiths in Milton Keynes.

For them its porn. Women read porn. Men watch it.
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So the billion dollar idea surely is to put subtitles in porn?


Amirite?
 
WookieD said:
Seriously, I got over this sort of thing by the time I was mid teens, the amount of jazz mags my mate used to steal from his old man's stash.

"And then I trembled as he slid his hot shaft into my gready snatch..."

I could write this brick easily.
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:)
 
I bought 50 shades of grey to keep me amused over the bank holiday

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I really don't see what all the fuss is about
 
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