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*** Tottenham Hotspur vs Canning Town Caravan Club OMT ***

Pirate55 said:
Getting to the by line and pulling the ball back is EXCTLY what I want to see. Not meaningless wafted in balls. We got there three times and three goals resulted. Can't you believe the evidence of your own eyes?
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I thought it was width you were calling for?

Yet at least one of the "crosses" and the chance that lead to the penalty were from inside the width of the box. Both created by through balls into the box, which is precisely what those who understand that crosses are low-return keep asking for.
 
please GHod , let us play like gods and win , cant take anymore keyboard ***** from their poxy supporters
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I genuinely think we'll win this. Awful all year and turn up to a side unbeaten....we've got this
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I would obviously love us to win.

but i think i would be very very pleased with us equalizing in the last seconds of the game like they done to us.

And for it to be blaitenly offside causing outrage
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Be great to do them at our last game at Shyte Fart Stain
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Nothing is better than bring them down to earth with a bump.

I'd take a draw all day long, but am dreaming of a late winner from a Payet free kick.
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I was ****ting myself after the last couple of fixtures but what can go wrong with this team??? 2:3
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Hoddle is a total biased Lawro.
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How is that not handball????

****, i hate Mike Dean I've always said it
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Well colour me surprised a dodgy Spurs goal. A 'soft' pen will come their way in about twenty minutes if they need it
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****ing beautiful pen get in
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He really is a brilliant ref, and I've always said it
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Dean will level this up on pens if given even a sniff. Have to be perfect.
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This has last second dodgy pen written all over it
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I hate the scrum so much I can't watch it. I want my mummy.
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It's meltdown time:

F*ck off you bunged up nosed Ben Fogle lookalike.
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**** off **** off **** off, poor decision making from our manager two very weak substitutions cost us I am afraid.
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****ing tacos. Our summer signings are absolute ****ing dogbrick.
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****ing livid. Sullivan and his penny pinching ways have ****ed us. ****.
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More to the point, after watching the replays, how the **** is that a penalty?
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While people are too busy wanting to **** off our own players, it shouldn't have been a penalty in the first place.

He clearly blocked the ball first.
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I hope Mike Deans kids come out ginger and fat. dingdonghead.
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They are the luckiest ****ing team around
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Reid off.

Well done Kane you fudgingdivingbrickstainedfluffy bunnies cuddlingclam.
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What a c*** you are Mike Dean....
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Nord..Zaza..Feghuli..Turkish guy (so upset now cant even recall ****ing name)..
Management spend ****ing money..no more cheap loans..free signing..telling the world how much is the budget for attacker..trade Caroll before next injury..
In Bilic defense he was closing the game..sorry but not his fault this one..club spent plus 20mill on Zaza..he canr jist bench him for good 11games in..he gave him ****ing 30min only..and yet this idiot funds a wY to screw up the game
Relegation battle big time
Payet gone in January.
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During a game Billic is ****ing useless tactically. Taking Payet off when you are playing on the counter attack
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**** off. Payet should never be subbed off unless injured . Billic ****ing done us over sticking that uselsss pile of **** Norwegian on .

Absolutely classic implode from us there. Harry would have been proud of that
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I hope Sullivan is ****ing squirming as every cheap freebie or loan comes on and either does **** all or screws up.

He's going to relegate us in a rented ground with a running track that'll be half full next year as Karren's 55,000 waiting list which exists in her head disappears.
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**** sake. Again 2goals at the lane last 5min like the other season. Shouted noooooo before Kane scored, made my son (my actual son) cry cos how loud I was (4yrs old)

This drawing board is properly getting worn now. Think we struck a deal with Argos.
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Rock Strongo said:
Neither will he, but he gets to learn from his with 3 points in his bag.

I think Janssen wad very good today btw.
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I like Janssen, but he was nowhere near good today. Totally invisible in the first half, and when he did get the ball, his touch was bad. His work rate and fighting improved in the second half, but he wasn't good. He did do very well to bring down the ball and get the shot away for Winks to score from the rebound, but that was about it.
 
scaramanga said:
I thought it was width you were calling for?

Yet at least one of the "crosses" and the chance that lead to the penalty were from inside the width of the box. Both created by through balls into the box, which is precisely what those who understand that crosses are low-return keep asking for.
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You really are nit picking. We went wide, we got in behind them, we got to the by line, we pulled the ball back. We scored three goals as a result. We didn't do any of that in the first half.
 
Pirate55 said:
You really are nit picking. We went wide, we got in behind them, we got to the by line, we pulled the ball back. We scored three goals as a result. We didn't do any of that in the first half.
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Erm, no.

We put in through balls inside the line of the box (a high return option) and pulled the ball back inside the box.

That's very different to going wide and crossing, in method, style and result.
 
AdamB said:
No you couldnt. Neither are good enough defensively
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You load the 3 to the left and have Walker as a more orthodox FB on the right, it's not a balanced system but it doesn't have to be, we did similar under Hoddle on occasions iirc
 
Just went to KUMB (who was a Sarf Londoner BTW).

There are fewer than 100 logged in, but 527 guests !.

They really hate their subs .... not just because of their play today. They REALLY hate them. Love affair with Bilic is beginning to pall somewhat.
 
dingdongo said:
He's going to relegate us in a rented ground with a running track that'll be half full next year as Karren's 55,000 waiting list which exists in her head disappears.

Realisation setting in
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Agreed, and it will end up like that. Not owning your stadium is a recipe for disaster, as it having a running track around a stadium. I'm guessing that they blew most of the proceeds from selling their ground on the dross which they brought in this summer
 
scaramanga said:
Erm, no.

We put in through balls inside the line of the box (a high return option) and pulled the ball back inside the box.

That's very different to going wide and crossing, in method, style and result.
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Absolute twaddle. Rose beat his man down the outside, got to the by line, pulled it BACK for VJ. Son goes to the byline and pulls it BACK for Harry to score. Son gets to the by line and would have pulled the ball back had he not had his legs taken.

In every case, we turned the defence and got the defenders facing the wrong way. This all resulted from us going wide and getting to the by line.

Totally different in methodology from just wafting aimless crosses into the area, which some teams do and which therefore necessarily skews the stats. Also totally different from just playing in front of a defence and trying to go straight through the middle like we did in the first half.
 
Bullet said:
What is the conversion rate for "pass it into the forwards with 5 defenders up his jacksy"?
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Or going from the right corner flag to the left corner flag via Dier?

There is a time and a place for each tactic, one is not mutually exclusive of the other for the entire game.
 
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