This is one of the most annoying quotes of all time. Why not giraffes or fleas?
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Lawro the Twunt says...
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This is one of the most annoying quotes of all time. Why not giraffes or fleas?
Little Luka
John Scales
Fleas have no fingers, nor are they heavy enough to press down the keys of a typewriter. They would need to gather in large numbers on each key to press it and the level of coordination needed vastly surpasses that of one monkey per typewriter.
Giraffes have no fingers either, their hooves would simply hit too many keys at once to ever recreate Shakespeare.
Spursalot
Jimmy McCormick
Because neither giraffes nor fleas have the appendages capable of operating a typewriter...
THFC6061
Paul Robinson
Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United (Sunday, 16:00 GMT)
I think this will be another close game and I wouldn't mind betting that Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson would take a point now.
Tottenham are fourth and playing extremely well - and they won at Old Trafford earlier in the season.
Yes, Sandro is injured and Emmanuel Adebayor has gone to the Africa Cup of Nations but United will still have to deal with Gareth Bale and Aaron Lennon.
Ferguson has got the depth in squad to counter that, though. He picked an attacking team against Liverpool last weekend but I don't think he will do the same at White Hart Lane.
He will tailor his team for the opposition and that might include stopping Bale by picking Antonio Valencia down United's right. We have seen Valencia can play right-back and, if you have got a right-sided midfield player who is good going forward and defensively, then why wouldn't you play him against Spurs?
United will unleash Robin van Persie and there have been some classic games between these two sides but I see it being a cagey afternoon.
I suspect Andre Villas-Boas will pack his midfield and I don't see there being much space for either side.
Lawro's prediction: Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Manchester United
Lawro's 2012-13 Predictions & Table
I think this will be another close game and I wouldn't mind betting that Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson would take a point now.
Tottenham are fourth and playing extremely well - and they won at Old Trafford earlier in the season.
Yes, Sandro is injured and Emmanuel Adebayor has gone to the Africa Cup of Nations but United will still have to deal with Gareth Bale and Aaron Lennon.
Ferguson has got the depth in squad to counter that, though. He picked an attacking team against Liverpool last weekend but I don't think he will do the same at White Hart Lane.
He will tailor his team for the opposition and that might include stopping Bale by picking Antonio Valencia down United's right. We have seen Valencia can play right-back and, if you have got a right-sided midfield player who is good going forward and defensively, then why wouldn't you play him against Spurs?
United will unleash Robin van Persie and there have been some classic games between these two sides but I see it being a cagey afternoon.
I suspect Andre Villas-Boas will pack his midfield and I don't see there being much space for either side.
Lawro's prediction: Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Manchester United
Lawro's 2012-13 Predictions & Table
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twuntashtic
superspurs
Vedran Corluka
twunt, we will win.
THFC6061
Paul Robinson
Norwich City v Tottenham Hotspur
Both of these teams went out of the FA Cup at the weekend to opponents from lower leagues - or non-league in the case of the Canaries' conquerors, Luton.
They will want to put those results behind them with a victory in the Premier League, but Tottenham have problems up front with Jermain Defoe struggling with an injury and Emmanuel Adebayor away at the Africa Cup of Nations.
Spurs played without a centre-forward against Leeds and got turned over. There is only one team in the world that can play with a 'false nine' and that team plays in Spain.
Clint Dempsey is a good player but he is an attacking midfielder, meaning he is used to arriving late in the box unmarked and taking his chance. But playing on his own means he is already in the box so it is a completely different role for him.
Norwich certainly need a win having taken just a point from their last six games. They were unlucky not to win against Spurs in the away fixture earlier in the season and manager Chris Hughton is a Tottenham lad so will very much be up for the game.
Lawro's prediction: Norwich City 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur
Lawro's 2012-13 Predictions & League Table
Both of these teams went out of the FA Cup at the weekend to opponents from lower leagues - or non-league in the case of the Canaries' conquerors, Luton.
They will want to put those results behind them with a victory in the Premier League, but Tottenham have problems up front with Jermain Defoe struggling with an injury and Emmanuel Adebayor away at the Africa Cup of Nations.
Spurs played without a centre-forward against Leeds and got turned over. There is only one team in the world that can play with a 'false nine' and that team plays in Spain.
Clint Dempsey is a good player but he is an attacking midfielder, meaning he is used to arriving late in the box unmarked and taking his chance. But playing on his own means he is already in the box so it is a completely different role for him.
Norwich certainly need a win having taken just a point from their last six games. They were unlucky not to win against Spurs in the away fixture earlier in the season and manager Chris Hughton is a Tottenham lad so will very much be up for the game.
Lawro's prediction: Norwich City 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur
Lawro's 2012-13 Predictions & League Table
clevelandspur
Pascal Chimbonda
Just took a quick look at table if his predictions were all correct he would have QPR 7th! 4 points behind us in 6th?! WTF You stupid fudging TWUNT
Modric THFC
Jimmy McCormick
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stinkfoot
Mido
TWUNT.
I love it.
That should have to be included in every new twunt-thread. The picture just totally sums up the twuntiness.
Crawley
Board Legend
Eatmyownbrainwithaspork
John Gorman
He has got two kids, bless their poor souls...Sam and Ruby. Tired old mullet, worn out skin, Mark Lawrenson, smells of gin (the twunt)...