The poo & guff thread...

[markysimmo]

Had the dreaded brown rain since 5am, like turning the tap on full blast down the toilet for 30 seconds every 30 minutes
Where on earth does it come from ??

Just coughed and followed through FFS

 

[markysimmo]

16 times I've had to go to the toilet today

 

[jrh]

16 times I've had to go to the toilet today

All since the 15 minute mark of that first half? Don't blame ya.

 

[glasgowspur]

16 times I've had to go to the toilet today

Have been diagnosed with anything?

 

[markysimmo]

Have been diagnosed with anything?

It started very early this morning, either a stomach bug or food poisioning I reckon

 

[markysimmo]

I have started dropping massive farts now which is a good sign as a fart has been liquid upto now

 

[glasgowspur]

It started very early this morning, either a stomach bug or food poisioning I reckon

Just you always seem to have something going on with your poop, glad it's "only" a bug, I know how much of a downer it is when the bowels play up.

 

[markysimmo]

Just you always seem to have something going on with your poop, glad it's "only" a bug, I know how much of a downer it is when the bowels play up.

I’ve been in remission from Crohn’s for over 20 years now so my stomach will always be a weak point for me

 

[glasgowspur]

I’ve been in remission from Crohn’s for over 20 years now so my stomach will always be a weak point for me

Oh, sorry to hear that, crohns is very nasty.

 

[markysimmo]

Oh, sorry to hear that, crohns is very nasty.

I had it in 1 2 foot section which was removed and luckily things are fine since
I had a 20 year check up last year and all was good

 

[markysimmo]

and typically both kids have now caught what must have been a bug off me

 

[johnola]

and typically both kids have now caught what must have been a bug off me

Happy new year Marky!

(Skiddo skiddo).

 

[markysimmo]

My farts today after my bug are absolutely rancid !!

 

[markysimmo]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1755709840867897822

 

[Kandi1977]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1755709840867897822

Too few people like him in this world!

 

[jrh]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1755709840867897822

Shock horror, you're entertained by fart sounds

 

[markysimmo]

Shock horror, you're entertained by fart sounds

The day I don't laugh at farts is the day I no longer want to be alive

 

[jrh]

The day I don't laugh at farts is the day I no longer want to be alive

Fair play old bean

 

[paxtonwolf]

The day I don't laugh at farts is the day I no longer want to be alive

Toilet humour. Never fails to amuse me.

 

[paxtonwolf]

Me made laugh for quite a while