The Official 2023/24 Premier League Thread

[fernadez]

Offside

Why has Jackson got half a haircut?

Also just realised Chelsea's kit reminds me of our Pony away one from the front.

 

[Baleforce]

Can snakes get fleas?

They can get mites

 

[Kandi1977]

If a result for Cheatski in any way will help us, you can bet your house they won't turn up. Fuxing useless mercenary clams.

 

[Rorschach]

Score you useless git

 

[DubSpur]

How the fudge did they not score, open goal

 

[SubZero]

If a result for Cheatski in any way will help us, you can bet your house they won't turn up. Fuxing useless mercenary clams.

At least it looks like they're trying. They're just not very good.

 

[DubSpur]

WTF was that from Mudryk

 

[jrh]

Chelsea been the better side to be fair, just missing a striker who isn't allergic to goals

 

[Jordinho]

Don't worry. Chelsea will return on Thursday.

 

[DubSpur]

Games over

 

[Rorschach]

fudge buttons

 

[jrh]

Another example of a shrewd championship signing doing well

 

[SubZero]

You just know when a team misses all second balls that something bad is going to happen.

 

[paxtonwolf]

If a result for Cheatski in any way will help us, you can bet your house they won't turn up. Fuxing useless mercenary clams.

And then play like prime-Brazil in midweek

 

[ricky2tricky4city]

Lucky goal for Villa....twice the ball fell sweetly for them.

 

[DubSpur]

Deserved goal for Chelsea. C'mon and get a second

 

[DeanoAustin]

I just cheered a Chelsea goal. What have I become?

 

[DubSpur]

I just cheered a Chelsea goal. What have I become?

I've a bath of bleach ready for after the game to get rid of the dirty feeling

 

[jrh]

Know Emery is a great manager, but time wasting and 26% possession at home? That wouldn't be for me.

 

[DubSpur]

They've been poor second half but will get a lucky third