Bedfordspurs
Martin Peters
For a player who really did so little to have a cult song is kinda bizarre and yet typical of us as spurs fans
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Lost chants/songs
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For a player who really did so little to have a cult song is kinda bizarre and yet typical of us as spurs fans
Bedfordspurs
Martin Peters
Steffen Freunds a football genius
Another classic hypocritical song that just works
Another classic hypocritical song that just works
Parklaner81
Steve Hodge
Doesn't he have another one, making reference to the size of his appendage?
One or two good 'uns in here. The posh spice one brings back memories....
My personal favourite though is and always will be......I LOVE MARTIN JOOOOOOOL....!
Bullet
Luka Modric
I was reading this about why Adele is so wonderful and we should embrace her rather than saying she is MOR aimed at fat drunk women. I noticed it said she is from Tottenham, so I reworked the lyrics to that "never mind I'll find... someone like yooooo" song.
You know you love it, stop posturing.
http://sabotagetimes.com/music/why-adele-might-be-the-goat
ORIGINAL
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited,
But I, couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
I'd hoped you'd see my face, and that you'd be reminded
That for me it isn't over.
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best, for you too
Don't forget me, I beg
I'll remember you said,
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead."
SPURS VERSION
The Gooners turned up, north of the Thames, uninvited,
And we, couldn't move away, we had to fight it.
We hope they see the light, in the end and be reminded,
That this fight, will not be over.
Never mind, just find, somewhere to move,
We wish nothing but Black Death, on you too,
Crawl back home, run away
Back to Woolwich, today
Sit in your caravans and wait for your life to decay
You know you love it, stop posturing.
http://sabotagetimes.com/music/why-adele-might-be-the-goat
ORIGINAL
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited,
But I, couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
I'd hoped you'd see my face, and that you'd be reminded
That for me it isn't over.
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best, for you too
Don't forget me, I beg
I'll remember you said,
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead."
SPURS VERSION
The Gooners turned up, north of the Thames, uninvited,
And we, couldn't move away, we had to fight it.
We hope they see the light, in the end and be reminded,
That this fight, will not be over.
Never mind, just find, somewhere to move,
We wish nothing but Black Death, on you too,
Crawl back home, run away
Back to Woolwich, today
Sit in your caravans and wait for your life to decay
Bullet
Luka Modric
And then I read this about Thrills, Pills and Bellyaches
http://sabotagetimes.com/music/pill...by-track-retrospective-with-the-happy-mondays
And reworded Step On from:
Gonna stamp out your fire, he can change your desire
Don't you know he can make you forget you're a man
Gonna stamp out your fire, he can change your desire
Don't you know he can make you forget you're the man
You're a man
To:
Gotta love Eric Dier, he's the one we desire,
Don't you know he can make us the best, Totten-ham
Gotta love Eric Dier, he's the one we desire,
Don't you know he can make us the best, Totten-ham
Totten-ham
http://sabotagetimes.com/music/pill...by-track-retrospective-with-the-happy-mondays
And reworded Step On from:
Gonna stamp out your fire, he can change your desire
Don't you know he can make you forget you're a man
Gonna stamp out your fire, he can change your desire
Don't you know he can make you forget you're the man
You're a man
To:
Gotta love Eric Dier, he's the one we desire,
Don't you know he can make us the best, Totten-ham
Gotta love Eric Dier, he's the one we desire,
Don't you know he can make us the best, Totten-ham
Totten-ham
Bedfordspurs
Martin Peters
That's good ... That's simple but effective like the best chance
minnow
Andy Turner
Heard it at the West Ham game for the first time properly.
Loved the endless gloating songs in that game btw, 'la-la la la, la-la la la, you're sh*t' round and round until it became almost zen-like. Sharp contrast to the growing spammy anger on the pitch. Ha! Then it broke out into trying to sing it to lots of other tunes, then back to the hey jude one. Then 'why the f*ck are you still here' to the last few remaining spamfans. Joy.
Grand old team still gets sung at home too.
How about...
Posh Spice is a slapper - she's done it in a Clio
And when she's shagging Beckham - she dreams of Pochettino!
Yermiyahu
Scott Parker
Ha ha ha ha
bennysleftfoot
Steven Caulker
Toby needs a song. to the 'he's one of our own' tune,
he's got perfect hair,
he's got perfect hair,
alderweireld,
he's got perfect hair.
he's got perfect hair,
he's got perfect hair,
alderweireld,
he's got perfect hair.
Lemonade Money
Steffen Freund
Bullet
Luka Modric
What is that tune, shark o' mud?
At this festive and Festive time of year I feel it is time to utilise the tunes of Christmas Carols
As in
Noel Noel Noel Noel
Born is the King of I-i-israel
Alli Alli Alli Alli
Born is the King of the Haringey Yids
Woah Jamie Vardy takes the record, tikkaboo son
At this festive and Festive time of year I feel it is time to utilise the tunes of Christmas Carols
As in
Noel Noel Noel Noel
Born is the King of I-i-israel
Alli Alli Alli Alli
Born is the King of the Haringey Yids
Woah Jamie Vardy takes the record, tikkaboo son