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[billyiddo]

Imagine Naggelsmann watching these bottle jobs!

Just stuck a 0 on the end of his wage demands

 

[paxtonwolf]

What would happen if all our players just left the pitch now and got on the coach and we went home?

We might get docked 10 points but who cares.

That would actually be my preference now, for them all to just leave.

Maybe do it at half time.

Now that would be funny. Dig a tunnel in the showers and Escape to Victory

 

[90291Spur]

There is no way we end with 11 ‘players’ today.

 

[IulianSteaua]

No. Because he’s a young player embarrassed by how the team was set up.

They were all embarrassed, he should take this as an opportunity to grow. Hopefully on loan for the next 2 years and come back ready to play for us.

 

[billyiddo]

Not really. If you’d watched us play since, it was clear we were not longer in the mix.

If you watched us play all season we weren't really in the mix

 

[Mikey10]

There’s only one man who will be able to even begin to heal this mess. I wasn’t sure on him coming back but Levy should be on the phone to him right now.

 

[Bedfordspurs]

Well we have had a Kane of half-chances I suppose

Two yellow cards, I wonder if we could get the word out at HT about Red Cards to get the match abandoned???

We will get a player sent off for sure

 

[JerusalemMan]

Would you like a refund and a different team?

Days like this make me almost consider that seriously

 

[monkeybarry]

What would happen if all our players just left the pitch now and got on the coach and we went home?

We might get docked 10 points but who cares.

That would actually be my preference now, for them all to just leave.

Maybe do it at half time.

Only if we get to see broadcast of the couch journey

 

[AdamB]

Imagine Naggelsmann watching these bottle jobs!

We actually have 6 or 7 decent, first-11 standard players. Seems odd to say that when you're 5-0 down

We need a manager, a system, a captain, a keeper, a CB or two and someone who can dictate play

 

[Hotshot-Tottenham]

Have any of the goals come through the full backs? Was 3 nil when i turned it on and the last two were through the middle (i think)

The first - he went past Porro, then Romero… no tackles.

 

[billyiddo]

There is no way we end with 11 ‘players’ today.

As if any of them are angry enough to get themselves sent off

 

[spanishspur]

With regards to this match only,
We haven't conceded for ten minutes.
Is that a record?

 

[Benny_Lad]

Have any of the goals come through the full backs? Was 3 nil when i turned it on and the last two were through the middle (i think)

All 5 through the ‘system’.

 

[seaside spur]

They can still get another two or three at least before half time.
If they really wanted it they could break the PL record before half time.
This is already probably the most humiliating and embarrassing moment of my life as far as spurs are concerned it's up there with the 7-0 at Anfield and the batterings we've taken over the years such as the six Emirates Marketing Project scored against us.
This surpasses it all and we are not even at half time.
I had little interest in today's game I knew we were miles off it ,and we're never getting top four but I didn't want to suffer humiliation like this because that's historic.

 

[paxtonwolf]

Some interesting tackles going in here. Can see a red coming soon

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

Imagine Naggelsmann watching these bottle jobs!

If his ego is as big as some make out it might just tempt him.

 

[90291Spur]

As if any of them are angry enough to get themselves sent off

Maybe not. But certainly sloppy and stupid.

 

[Jordinho]

Can we even create one real chance, not just counterattacking? Not expecting a flurry of goals, but one or two. Can our guys even play football?

 

[DeanoAustin]

I don’t like it but you have to say a 4 with these players just isn’t workable. Some of those goals don’t go in with a 5. Dier and Romero haven’t the brains to play in a 4 and Porro is less of a full back than Son.