The Official 2019/20 Premier League Thread

[Rorschach]

La Cassette ducked out of the cross.

 

[SpurMeUp]

I feel dirty. Just kinda celebrated a goon goal.

 

[Rorschach]

How the fudge are they in the box seat for fourth and how on earth did they play us off the park at home. They're very very ordinary.

The chasing pack are just as bad, if not worse.

 

[SpurMeUp]

What a miss!

 

[StephenH]

I feel dirty. Just kinda celebrated a goon goal.

So did I

 

[DeanoAustin]

fudge sake. It's like WWF now. "Here's David Luiz watching backstage."

 

[Rorschach]

fudge sake. It's like WWF now. "Here's David Luiz watching backstage."

That was fudging ridiculous.

 

[SpurMeUp]

A good result for us.

Win tomorrow and we're 6 behind chavs? 7 ahead of the scum? Edit, 4 ahead of scum.

 

[Kandi1977]

I did smile to hear the Chelsea fans singing "David Luiz, he's one of our own"

Mustafi and Luiz. The gift that keeps on giving! Hilarious defending! I laughed for a good 5 minutes! Not even my local division 3 team fuxks up like that! All in all, a draw suits us, apart from Arsenal getting a lift from somehow managing to get a result there.

 

[DeanoAustin]

A good result for us.

Win tomorrow and we're 6 behind chavs? 7 ahead of the scum?

Only 4 ahead of scum if we win. If we can't beat Norwich at home, we don't even deserve a top half finish.

 

[DeanoAustin]

Mustafi and Luiz. The gift that keeps on giving! Hilarious defending! I laughed for a good 5 minutes! Not even my local division 3 team fuxks up like that! All in all, a draw suits us, apart from Arsenal getting a lift from somehow managing to get a result there.

If you listen to the clam Keown, this draw is seismic for arsenal. Expect the reincarnation of The Invincibles. clam.

 

[Kandi1977]

Haha. Both goals quite entertaining in their own way.

Gerrardesque slip from Kante.

 

[SpurMeUp]

Only 4 ahead of scum if we win. If we can't beat Norwich at home, we don't even deserve a top half finish.

A big game tomorrow, because of the hype about us not scoring. Poch somehow had Son and Moura's number knew how to get them focused when we needed goals. They need to deliver tomorrow. Don't rely on Eriksen for a goal! The new Portugezza might get one? Aurier or LeCelco maybe. Lamella too. We do have plenty of players who can score, but score they must tomorrow!

 

[Kandi1977]

How the hell did Everton manage to fuxk this up?

 

[nayenezgani]

How the hell did Everton manage to fuxk this up?
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They stopped defending. Kean looked good though.

 

[greatwhitenorf]

Woof! Burnley go 2-0 up with a scorcher off the bar from Jay Rodriguez.

As the kids say 'round the ice hockey world - Bar down, cheese snipe.

Very tasty finish.

 

[paxtonwolf]

Annoyingly we got schooled by this p#ss-poor United team, whereas Burnley are 2-0 up

 

[paxtonwolf]

Dare I say it? One more Burnley goal and we go 5th....

 

[nerdved]

Finding it hard to fully enjoy M Utd losing, as their Pochettino announcement looks inevitable at this point.

But for now. L O L

 

[paxtonwolf]

Looks like a reserve team crowd now at OT