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The 'Who's A W.a.n.k.e.r' Thread

Bloody people in hotels who have no consideration for other people. Talking loudly at 6 in the morning in their rooms and out on the verandah. (And this was all men, on some work conference or something And they say women can talk…).
They did look somewhat shocked at the mad, sleep-deprived Englishwoman knocking on their door and later coming out onto the verandah to try to get them to keep the noise down. Unsuccessfully.
W@nkers.
 
Bloody people in hotels who have no consideration for other people. Talking loudly at 6 in the morning in their rooms and out on the verandah. (And this was all men, on some work conference or something And they say women can talk…).
They did look somewhat shocked at the mad, sleep-deprived Englishwoman knocking on their door and later coming out onto the verandah to try to get them to keep the noise down. Unsuccessfully.
W@nkers.

Oh yes! fudge those guys. People in general just showing no consideration for others with how loud they are can do one. I reckon they're not very sensibly attuned to the world around them.
 
Bloody people in hotels who have no consideration for other people. Talking loudly at 6 in the morning in their rooms and out on the verandah. (And this was all men, on some work conference or something And they say women can talk…).
They did look somewhat shocked at the mad, sleep-deprived Englishwoman knocking on their door and later coming out onto the verandah to try to get them to keep the noise down. Unsuccessfully.
W@nkers.
You are not important to the new society

"Palantir CEO Alex Karp thinks his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men."
Misogyny all the way down from these pathetic little men. Alex Karp - uber clown shoe.
 
You are not important to the new society

"Palantir CEO Alex Karp thinks his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men."
Misogyny all the way down from these pathetic little men. Alex Karp - uber clown shoe.
And the pretence that any of these multi-billionaire tossers want to empower the working class man is farcical.
 
Yeah I need this thread today.

Me and the girlfriend both own flats. We’ve been wanting to buy together so plan has been sell hers, she moves to mine and then we sell mine.

She put hers up for sale last October, and found a buyer after a week or two. For context, her flat has a lease with less than 80 years remaining, this was advertised as such and the price adjusted to reflect it. Her block also required a new roof to be fitted, my gf has been paying for her share of this and the buyer would move in with it all paid and benefit from the new roof. All of this was advertised and explained truthfully and straight up from the off. Along with all the details of the service charge, ground rent etc. This person knew exactly what they were buying.

We have gone through the process of selling it. It’s a first time buyer so the chain is just her and my gf. We have gone all the way through till March back and forth, paperwork etc.

We’re at the point of exchange, my gf’s solicitor even said the other day that there is nothing else to do, they’re just waiting on the buyer. You know what coming, today the oxygen thieving fudging macaron pulls out. Six months later.

What a monumental, tinkle taking, abysmal, ridiculous, complete fudging waste of everyone’s time and money. Even better, my gf’s solicitor puts a note in to say she now owes “abort fee’s” but “as a gesture of good will” these will be less if she finds another buyer. That says it all about buying houses in the UK doesn’t it, you do everything right, return all your paperwork etc, advertise honestly and ‘abort’ absolutely nothing and now you’re out of pocket because some other dithering fudge end pulls out of something they have been fully informed in from the start.

We planned to move in together and start a family, my gf has a health condition which will make it hard for her to conceive. I’m very close to 40 now and I know blokes still have it in them up in to their 80’s these days (Hi Al Pacino) but now, that entire plan gets set back. We’re no further forward now, than we were an entire year ago. Don’t get me wrong, I know this buyer doesn’t have that in mind, but these people who drag this stuff on and waste everyone’s time and money really fudging wind me up.

I’m diagnosed bi polar so struggle with moods as it is, but fudge me im livid right now. I know im not the first person this has happened to, but it really goes to show you how much the housing process in this country needs to change. Time wasters who have a massive effect on others just pulling out like it’s nothing.

My gf has said she hopes the buyer never gets on the property ladder. I do, I hope she buys something and after a day or two it becomes apparent it’s damp, mouldy and an absolute health hazard. I hope it bankrupts her fixing it and then it falls on her fudging head anyway. fudging people.

I genuinely do not see the point in being honest and genuine in this world, because it’s set up to kick you in the teeth at every opportunity because absolute thunder clams like that exist.

If anyone is currently going through buying/selling I hope it works out well for you. Unless you happen to be our buyer, in which case I hope you fall in the fudging ocean.

Thank you, needed a rant.

fudging people.
 
Yeah I need this thread today.

Me and the girlfriend both own flats. We’ve been wanting to buy together so plan has been sell hers, she moves to mine and then we sell mine.

She put hers up for sale last October, and found a buyer after a week or two. For context, her flat has a lease with less than 80 years remaining, this was advertised as such and the price adjusted to reflect it. Her block also required a new roof to be fitted, my gf has been paying for her share of this and the buyer would move in with it all paid and benefit from the new roof. All of this was advertised and explained truthfully and straight up from the off. Along with all the details of the service charge, ground rent etc. This person knew exactly what they were buying.

We have gone through the process of selling it. It’s a first time buyer so the chain is just her and my gf. We have gone all the way through till March back and forth, paperwork etc.

We’re at the point of exchange, my gf’s solicitor even said the other day that there is nothing else to do, they’re just waiting on the buyer. You know what coming, today the oxygen thieving fudging macaron pulls out. Six months later.

What a monumental, tinkle taking, abysmal, ridiculous, complete fudging waste of everyone’s time and money. Even better, my gf’s solicitor puts a note in to say she now owes “abort fee’s” but “as a gesture of good will” these will be less if she finds another buyer. That says it all about buying houses in the UK doesn’t it, you do everything right, return all your paperwork etc, advertise honestly and ‘abort’ absolutely nothing and now you’re out of pocket because some other dithering fudge end pulls out of something they have been fully informed in from the start.

We planned to move in together and start a family, my gf has a health condition which will make it hard for her to conceive. I’m very close to 40 now and I know blokes still have it in them up in to their 80’s these days (Hi Al Pacino) but now, that entire plan gets set back. We’re no further forward now, than we were an entire year ago. Don’t get me wrong, I know this buyer doesn’t have that in mind, but these people who drag this stuff on and waste everyone’s time and money really fudging wind me up.

I’m diagnosed bi polar so struggle with moods as it is, but fudge me im livid right now. I know im not the first person this has happened to, but it really goes to show you how much the housing process in this country needs to change. Time wasters who have a massive effect on others just pulling out like it’s nothing.

My gf has said she hopes the buyer never gets on the property ladder. I do, I hope she buys something and after a day or two it becomes apparent it’s damp, mouldy and an absolute health hazard. I hope it bankrupts her fixing it and then it falls on her fudging head anyway. fudging people.

I genuinely do not see the point in being honest and genuine in this world, because it’s set up to kick you in the teeth at every opportunity because absolute thunder clams like that exist.

If anyone is currently going through buying/selling I hope it works out well for you. Unless you happen to be our buyer, in which case I hope you fall in the fudging ocean.

Thank you, needed a rant.

fudging people.
Sorry to hear that, so frustrating. Even the sales that do go through successfully are often drawn out stressful affairs.

You would think in this day and age with the amount of technology we have available, such a large industry would have a better and more efficient process than what it currently does, yet here we are.

Hope you get a sale done and dusted soon...
 
Yeah I need this thread today.

Me and the girlfriend both own flats. We’ve been wanting to buy together so plan has been sell hers, she moves to mine and then we sell mine.

She put hers up for sale last October, and found a buyer after a week or two. For context, her flat has a lease with less than 80 years remaining, this was advertised as such and the price adjusted to reflect it. Her block also required a new roof to be fitted, my gf has been paying for her share of this and the buyer would move in with it all paid and benefit from the new roof. All of this was advertised and explained truthfully and straight up from the off. Along with all the details of the service charge, ground rent etc. This person knew exactly what they were buying.

We have gone through the process of selling it. It’s a first time buyer so the chain is just her and my gf. We have gone all the way through till March back and forth, paperwork etc.

We’re at the point of exchange, my gf’s solicitor even said the other day that there is nothing else to do, they’re just waiting on the buyer. You know what coming, today the oxygen thieving fudging macaron pulls out. Six months later.

What a monumental, tinkle taking, abysmal, ridiculous, complete fudging waste of everyone’s time and money. Even better, my gf’s solicitor puts a note in to say she now owes “abort fee’s” but “as a gesture of good will” these will be less if she finds another buyer. That says it all about buying houses in the UK doesn’t it, you do everything right, return all your paperwork etc, advertise honestly and ‘abort’ absolutely nothing and now you’re out of pocket because some other dithering fudge end pulls out of something they have been fully informed in from the start.

We planned to move in together and start a family, my gf has a health condition which will make it hard for her to conceive. I’m very close to 40 now and I know blokes still have it in them up in to their 80’s these days (Hi Al Pacino) but now, that entire plan gets set back. We’re no further forward now, than we were an entire year ago. Don’t get me wrong, I know this buyer doesn’t have that in mind, but these people who drag this stuff on and waste everyone’s time and money really fudging wind me up.

I’m diagnosed bi polar so struggle with moods as it is, but fudge me im livid right now. I know im not the first person this has happened to, but it really goes to show you how much the housing process in this country needs to change. Time wasters who have a massive effect on others just pulling out like it’s nothing.

My gf has said she hopes the buyer never gets on the property ladder. I do, I hope she buys something and after a day or two it becomes apparent it’s damp, mouldy and an absolute health hazard. I hope it bankrupts her fixing it and then it falls on her fudging head anyway. fudging people.

I genuinely do not see the point in being honest and genuine in this world, because it’s set up to kick you in the teeth at every opportunity because absolute thunder clams like that exist.

If anyone is currently going through buying/selling I hope it works out well for you. Unless you happen to be our buyer, in which case I hope you fall in the fudging ocean.

Thank you, needed a rant.

fudging people.

Best of luck mate, that is (indeed) brick!
 
Yeah I need this thread today.

Me and the girlfriend both own flats. We’ve been wanting to buy together so plan has been sell hers, she moves to mine and then we sell mine.

She put hers up for sale last October, and found a buyer after a week or two. For context, her flat has a lease with less than 80 years remaining, this was advertised as such and the price adjusted to reflect it. Her block also required a new roof to be fitted, my gf has been paying for her share of this and the buyer would move in with it all paid and benefit from the new roof. All of this was advertised and explained truthfully and straight up from the off. Along with all the details of the service charge, ground rent etc. This person knew exactly what they were buying.

We have gone through the process of selling it. It’s a first time buyer so the chain is just her and my gf. We have gone all the way through till March back and forth, paperwork etc.

We’re at the point of exchange, my gf’s solicitor even said the other day that there is nothing else to do, they’re just waiting on the buyer. You know what coming, today the oxygen thieving fudging macaron pulls out. Six months later.

What a monumental, tinkle taking, abysmal, ridiculous, complete fudging waste of everyone’s time and money. Even better, my gf’s solicitor puts a note in to say she now owes “abort fee’s” but “as a gesture of good will” these will be less if she finds another buyer. That says it all about buying houses in the UK doesn’t it, you do everything right, return all your paperwork etc, advertise honestly and ‘abort’ absolutely nothing and now you’re out of pocket because some other dithering fudge end pulls out of something they have been fully informed in from the start.

We planned to move in together and start a family, my gf has a health condition which will make it hard for her to conceive. I’m very close to 40 now and I know blokes still have it in them up in to their 80’s these days (Hi Al Pacino) but now, that entire plan gets set back. We’re no further forward now, than we were an entire year ago. Don’t get me wrong, I know this buyer doesn’t have that in mind, but these people who drag this stuff on and waste everyone’s time and money really fudging wind me up.

I’m diagnosed bi polar so struggle with moods as it is, but fudge me im livid right now. I know im not the first person this has happened to, but it really goes to show you how much the housing process in this country needs to change. Time wasters who have a massive effect on others just pulling out like it’s nothing.

My gf has said she hopes the buyer never gets on the property ladder. I do, I hope she buys something and after a day or two it becomes apparent it’s damp, mouldy and an absolute health hazard. I hope it bankrupts her fixing it and then it falls on her fudging head anyway. fudging people.

I genuinely do not see the point in being honest and genuine in this world, because it’s set up to kick you in the teeth at every opportunity because absolute thunder clams like that exist.

If anyone is currently going through buying/selling I hope it works out well for you. Unless you happen to be our buyer, in which case I hope you fall in the fudging ocean.

Thank you, needed a rant.

fudging people.
That's the house buying/selling industry for you.

Did they indicate what the problem was?

You had to be honest as all that you stated upfront would have come out in the legals anyway.

The whole process certainly needs looking at...the timescale is absurd. And as you say, failed completions costly.

Good luck going forward....it can really put your life in limbo.
 
That's the house buying/selling industry for you.

Did they indicate what the problem was?

You had to be honest as all that you stated upfront would have come out in the legals anyway.

The whole process certainly needs looking at...the timescale is absurd. And as you say, failed completions costly.

Good luck going forward....it can really put your life in limbo.

Funny enough, she’s been avoiding calls all week but picked up to the estate agent today.

She said she pulled out due to the service charge and ground rent, two things that she was told on the first viewing and that haven’t changed since.

I would say there’s another reason, I.e interest rate changes mean her mortgage offer is no longer the same or she can’t afford it and she believes this saves face in some way, not realising she looks stupid pulling out over something she’s known for half a year.

Will still always sell with honest adverts. On the plus side, roof is done now so it can be advertised as such. Go again I guess!
 

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