Statistically Worst Strikers of All-Time!

[Baleforce]

Gotta be Carl "The Goal" Leaburn

first football match I ever went to, carrow road, norwich vs charlton, 0-0, big leaburn had the only shot of the game, stuck it about 30 yards over the bar

 

[Essex Yid]

Rubbish. IMO not a dig at you.

Oh Roy :-k good luck to ya

 

[AuroRaman]

Rubbish. IMO not a dig at you.

http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/2012/09/never-seen-never-heard-depression-and-football/

 

[monkeybarry]

However I can top the lot.

For two years I played Sunday league for a team when they were struggling for players. Every game they put me up front. I scored one solitary goal in two seasons. I'm ashamed to admit that even that was a shot that hit my shoulder and deflected in.

Thats serious showboating!