***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Kings Road WAN KERS - Sat, 5.30pm, Stamford S**thole***

[thfcsteff]

Dear mother of Hodd...

Less than 48 hours from facing these cnuts and NO-ONE has dared to start an OMT.
It's pretty F-UCKING simple.
The past is the past. The future remains unwritten. In the present we have 4 points from our last possible 6, 4 goals in our last two games, and are playing some good stuff.
Other truths. They are bell-ends and always will be. Their 'stadium' is a tin-pot toilet which thinks it's something. They are cheats. Their 'supporters' are a wobbling, slimy blobus of racists and some toss-y rugby ars-es who decided to jump on the footy waggon when the Oligarch criminal slithered in.
So why shouldn't we?
2-1 win.
Why?
Because I said so.
How?
I have no idea.
Level of disgust and dislike for that lot? Nuclear.

 

[El Dante]

Thank you! Now the match is saved. I rarely have faith in life’s events but this OMT has prompted me to have a rethink. It’s indeed a new dawn for all of Spurs. It’s time that we started a record at their’s that we ALWAYS win every time we play there. Records have to start somewhere right, so why not tomorrow?

Part of me thinks that we played the formation we did against Coventry to practice for what we will play against Chelsea. I know that sounds crazy BUT to play a back three when Chelsea play what’s pretty much a front three?

The alternative is we outnumber their midfield. Win the battle there. Tonali will be huge for this.

Anyway we’ll win 3-1. And people will rethink their opinion on us. We will go on and finish top five.

 

[Hotspur75]

What a fantastic photo that is of Dele Alli.

 

[Yiddo]

The lack of poorly informed AI in this match thread is disturbing.

 

[Mikey10]

What a fantastic photo that is of Dele Alli.

The t wat at the back being ‘held back’ by his mate; as if he’s going to go down through twenty rows, get on the pitch unhindered, and then attempt to lamp Dele.

Anyhow, I have a weird feeling we’ll get something out of this: a 1-1 draw perhaps, but maybe …just maybe…a 1-2 win.

COYS!

 

[revlis]

Already resigned myself to a 2-0 loss

 

[K.D.D.D.D.Soc]

Strangely I agree with many of the things Morrissey says and like some of his work but i just can't warm to the bloke.

 

[johnaliola]

This is the worst day of the season for me. Which right now means it is going to be a very bad day indeed.

We have a disgusting record there and the disparity in quality and confidence between us and them is as wide as it has been in 30 years.

I’m happy to completely ignore it is even happening.

 

[billyiddo]

 

[Mikey10]

Strangely I agree with many of the things Morrissey says and like some of his work but i just can't warm to the bloke.

Loved him in the 80s. He has turned into a complete arsehole. And his new album is embarrassingly poor.

 

[Lemonade Money]

tossers 2 - 0 Eunuchs

 

[elyid]

monstrouserty of an omt! Burning my eyes and looks like it was written by an actual human. What year is it? 2025? Tut.

However I think the football gods will glitch this weekend and we’ll scrape a 2-1 win. COYS!

 

[NLS]

I despise chelscum more than any other team. That's it.

COYS

 

[JerusalemMan]

Porro is available says Roberto.
Maddison maybe not.

 

[nelto]

 

[robp135]

Porro back.
Robertson, Tosin, Marmoush avalible.
Maddison a doubt.

 

[robp135]

Similar setup to Monday but with Senesi in the full back role.

Kinsky
Porro JPVH VDV Senesi
Gray Tonali Gallagher
Kudus Solanke Marmoush

Subs: Dubravka, Robertson, Davies, Tosin, Fernandes, Maddison, Kulusevski, Savio, Tel

 

[JerusalemMan]

No Savio

 

[K.D.D.D.D.Soc]

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"Proper fans" hardly a female or ethnic face in the crowd.

 

[MadSpurs]

Porro back.
Robertson, Tosin, Marmoush available.
Maddison a doubt.

More than a doubt, hasn't trained for three days.