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Moussa and Sandro have 'Douche Beards'

raboner

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noticed this during the match at old trafford, they both have horrible accurately groomed douche beards.

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truly awful. sort it out lads.

despite all that, they are a fudging beast-ish central midfield duo and i think potentially should be the first two names on our team sheet each week.......

after they've shaved or grown proper MAN beards.

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Dembele is a sharp dresser and can get away with it.

Sandro is a fudging beast and can get away with it. And even if he couldn't, are you going to tell him he's a douche?

Neither are as bad as those ridiculous hip-hop/rap efforts that middle-class, white public schoolboy wannabe gangstas try to offer up.


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Sandro's is not a douche beard. With his growth it's almost impossible to look clean shaven.
 
Jordinho said:
Sandro's is not a douche beard. With his growth it's almost impossible to look clean shaven.
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i don't dispute this, however it's the fine accurate trimming around the neck/chin that makes it a douche beard.. he needs to let it all grow or shave it all off.
simples.
 
raboner said:
i don't dispute this, however it's the fine accurate trimming around the neck/chin that makes it a douche beard.. he needs to let it all grow or shave it all off.
simples.
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Before you get too high on this hog, howzabout showing us a photo of YOUR uncontrolled face-wig? Until then, I will simply consider you a bitter old tart!!!!!! :lol:
 
thfcsteff said:
Before you get too high on this hog, howzabout showing us a photo of YOUR uncontrolled face-wig? Until then, I will simply consider you a bitter old tart!!!!!! :lol:
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ill have you know i am 24 dear sir..

no i don't have the rampant growth of the beast sandro, i have pretty poor facial hair growth, but enough to have some coverage

however i DONT groom it like a doosh..

more often than not i'm clean shaven, but i can also get away with the johnny depp/orlando bloom streaky 'im sexy i don't care' stache/goatee.. still not a douche beard, or maybe another form of douche hahaha, i'm just calling it as i see it.

#thisthreadwasmeanttobeajokefail
 
raboner said:
ill have you know i am 24 dear sir..

no i don't have the rampant growth of the beast sandro, i have pretty poor facial hair growth, but enough to have some coverage

however i DONT groom it like a doosh..

more often than not i'm clean shaven, but i can also get away with the johnny depp/orlando bloom streaky 'im sexy i don't care' stache/goatee.. still not a douche beard, or maybe another form of douche hahaha, i'm just calling it as i see it.

#thisthreadwasmeanttobeajokefail
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This means nothing without a photo. Good GHod man, how hard is it in the modern age to take a photo and upload it?
Streaky 'tache and goatee? Come on COME ON SON! You KNOW where that could land you...

#thisthreadcouldstillbeagreatfudgingjokeifrabonerwouldpostapicofhisfacialhair
 
Haha our midfield this season looks a bit more scary than last season lol:

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here is the thing. if we win with those beards on at old trafford then i never want to see them shave EVER again.

Oh wait, we did win

BEARDS for all i say!!

Edit :- Look at kagawa with that clean shaven face....on the losing team!!
 
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