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Harry Kane MBE

Nah. If he's fit, and he wants to play, throw him in against Arsenal, and then fake a last-minute injury that *unfortunately* rules him out of the international break. Sod England, they can make do without him - he 'll be rested up for another couple of weeks and won't be taking bloody corners against Scotland and Spain with Charlie Adam leering at him from the touchline while making indistinct gorilla noises.
And get Spurs TV's graphics department to Photoshop a scan showing some slight swelling on the old ankle. job done.
 
Adebayor has scored the most goals in North London Derbies with 8, I expect Harry to smash that record in due course
 
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