Electricity

[southstand1882]

It really is an amazing thing.

You literally don't realise how good it is until its not there.

I am currently living through a power cut.

These are the things I cannot do:

- Use a wireless router (I'm currently using my Android mobile for interweb)
- Use the boiler (so I have no heating)
- Use the oven / microwave (gas only for now)
- Charge my phones (so the interweb will disappear eventually)
- Charge my laptop (so no work when that goes)
- Watch Sky
- Play PS3
- Turn on lights
- Wash clothes in the washing machine
- Dry clothes in the tumble drier

Now I know what it feels like for ArcspacE in Africa

 

[El Guepardo]

And yet we're still stuck with you posting on here... Iphones, another good thing!

 

[Steed Train]

Happened to me about a year ago for three days after a storm. Home became the most boring place in the world, crazy how reliant we are on it. Reading books with a torch in deathly silence and candlelit monopoly.

 

[Moby]

It really is an amazing thing.

You literally don't realise how good it is until its not there.

I am currently living through a power cut.

These are the things I cannot do:

- Use a wireless router (I'm currently using my Android mobile for interweb)
- Use the boiler (so I have no heating)
- Use the oven / microwave (gas only for now)
- Charge my phones (so the interweb will disappear eventually)
- Charge my laptop (so no work when that goes)
- Watch Sky
- Play PS3
- Turn on lights
- Wash clothes in the washing machine
- Dry clothes in the tumble drier

Now I know what it feels like for ArcspacE in Africa

Add; anally pleasure oneself with a mains powered magic wand.

 

[Gordinho]

It really is an amazing thing.

You literally don't realise how good it is until its not there.

I am currently living through a power cut.

These are the things I cannot do:

- Use a wireless router (I'm currently using my Android mobile for interweb)
- Use the boiler (so I have no heating)
- Use the oven / microwave (gas only for now)
- Charge my phones (so the interweb will disappear eventually)
- Charge my laptop (so no work when that goes)
- Watch Sky
- Play PS3
- Turn on lights
- Wash clothes in the washing machine
- Dry clothes in the tumble drier

Now I know what it feels like for ArcspacE in Africa

The things we take for granted are incredible, we only miss them when they go, obviously health falls into that category but even break it down into non serious illnesses and it makes you realise how bloody lucky we are 99.9% of the time. Even for trivial stuff.

Things to be grateful for:
Not having a tiny ulcer on your tongue, when you have one you don't realised you're blessed until you realise you can't eat Salt & Vinegar crisps, Oranges or Granny Smiths.
An erection, it's better to have one and no close female companion than a close female companion and no erection.
Andrex with Aloe Vera, the best way to describe the difference between that and regular bog roll is that it's like having your arse kissed by Nat King Cole rather than Bonnie Tyler.

 

[yiddo2786]

You literally don't realise how good it is until its not there.

:special:

 

[Gordinho]

Add; anally pleasure oneself with a mains powered magic wand.

He means tooth brush.