A Spiritual Dilemma (with apologies in case, but s**t I need to find some humour)

[thfcsteff]

I am not surehow many of you have seen the superb Peter Cook & Dudley Moore film called Bedazzled. Essentially, Peter Cook is the devil and Dudley Moore sells his soul in exchange for seven wishes which can win the affections of the loveof his life (at this point, you know what's coming)...


You're in a bar, possibly right now, slowly drowning your shock and sadness at that equaliser. Some dapper chappie in a deep purple velvet suit with a thin mustache and a cane called. Mr. Bub, Mr B.L.Z.Bub, wanders over and says hello. You start chatting, y'know, small stuff, state of the garden, must get the brakes checked on the car they're squeaking, was that suit tailored or off the rack, have you tried the new Indian down the road...and then Mr.Bub makes you THE offer.
"My friend," he says, "if you will allow me the purchase of your soul -and look, I might never need it but I''m a 'volume' kind of fellow- I can guarantee that your football team Tottenham Hotspur will stay in the Premier League 'cos I'm rather a db hand when it comes to a bit of the ol' botulism in lasagne (I shouldnt really confess but a Woolwich Wander is now under my permament charge thanks to me giving your lot the bricks at West Ham)..."

So yes. In exchange for your soul, Mr Bub will tait the lasagnes and pre-match meals of three of our opponents and three of West Ham's.

Well? Or are these stupid mindless games too tedious at this point!!!!!

 

[glasgowspur]

No, because old 'Bub is almost, not quite, but almost as devious, duplicitous and untrustworthy as a PGMOL official and he'll steal your soul and fudge us over anyway.
Our spoon is not long enough.

 

[thfcsteff]

I have deleted my own poll and struckout my own subject due to the fact it is

a) repetitious and
b) a sign of deep deep disappointment...just when I thought I didn't care anymore, they made me care and shafted me AGAIN!!!!!