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A little "Yay!"

Gordinho

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We all have them from time to time, when someone adds to a thread where you've been shown as the last poster for a day or two-at least it means you're not the thread killer. Or when somebody outbids you on eBay for an item which on reflection you wish you hadn't have bid on, it might even be beating those brick lights on the way to work, we all have these little "Yay!" moments that help us through the day, what's yours?
 
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We all have them from time to time, when someone adds to a thread where you've been shown as the last poster for a day or two-at least it means you're not the thread killer. Or when somebody outbids you on eBay for an item which on reflection you wish you hadn't have bid on, it might even be beating those brick lights on the way to work, we all have these little "Yay!" moments that help us through the day, what's yours?

Getting the last word in over you.............\o/
 
When you have a brick and wipe and it's clean. Nothing but net, as they say in basketball.
 
Waking up naturally with the sun coming in through the curtains, drawing back the curtains to see it is windy and realising i have noting on and can spend the day kitesurfing only coming back to eat.
 
Had one just now.

Had to turn down a great job at the Opera House tomorrow because I'd already been booked for a corporate gig. Very disappointed for the last 24 hours.

Turns out this 'boring corporate job' is actually filming The Dalai Lama!!
 
Everyday I sit on the loo
(Two wipes a magic poo)
Get in the zone and squeeze it through
(Two wipes a magic poo)
 
Had another moment today when it all goes right and it drops into your lap, I went into Tesco to grab some lunch, I went to the counter to pay, the conversation went like this...

Checkout Lady: Did you find a Coke with your name on?
Gordinho: No but I found a Kit Kat with my wife's name on.
Checkout Lady: Really? I didn't know they were doing it as well.
Gordinho: Yeah, I got her a Kit Kat Chunky.

There was a ten second pause while I waited for the penny to drop

Checkout Lady: Ooh, that's soo naughty.
Bloke On Next Checkout: I'm going to use that one tonight on my missus.

\o/\o/\o/
 
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