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OMT SPURS v burnley

No shape at the end. To play that high line we need to be able to press the ball, or at the least have a defensive shape. We did neither, tiring headless anarchy. Moreover we didn't break and finish them off or retain possession, just kept letting them cruise through our defence, they couldn't believe how generous we were.

At the end of the game, we need to be able to take up a compact defensive shape. And break from that.
 
The Wembley curse? The August curse? The debut striker curse?
Bring in the sports psychology team, rather. Bottlers.
 
That was coming for about 30 minutes. Kept dozily giving the ball away, strolling around, not bothered about Burnley getting more and more men forward and putting more and more pressure on us, and finally conceded. Sleepwalked into it, fully deserved for Burnley, just abject from a team which is supposed to know what to f*cking do when 1-0 up and trying to see a game out.

I repeat, it was coming for 30 fudging minutes - everyone could see it. No surprise when it did come. Game management worse than zero, and the sense of absolute complacency that pervaded the team at 1-0 up was utterly mystifying. And that extends to Poch - how the f*ck can you watch the team getting pushed back, losing ground, walking around with their heads in the sky as Burnley push and press, and do *nothing* apart from bringing on Sissoko and then Winks 1 minute before the goal? Credit to Dyche, he threw subs on good n'early - Poch sat there, unmoving, for 88 minutes and then threw his bottle in anger when we inevitably conceded after half the damn team fell asleep or were just too tired to care.

Just a woeful last 30 minutes all-round. Why bother trying so hard to score a goal if you're going to give one away like that at the end anyway.

F*ck off. F*cked up my weekend, this has. And as for Trippier - this is why he will *never* be as good as Walker. He is good in some areas - very good, maybe better than Walker. Crossing and passing, to be specific (although he was sh*te at both today). But when defending, he's like a f*cking traffic cone, and that puts him well behind Walker in the overall summing up.

What's the manager meant to do?

His choices from the bench

A keeper
A youth team player
A new signing who has just got here
Sissoko who he wants rid
Janssen who he doesn't fancy
Winks
KWP
 
I'm not sure we can play the press for 90 minutes at Wembley. We need a Plan 2 - so that we can defend a little deeper towards the end of the game - get subs on and hit other teams on the break when they are tired. Trouble is we press and press and then we are knackered and vulnerable playing a high line.

It's all very well buying defenders but we could really do with some more attacking pace in the team. Especially down the flanks.
 
This season will test Poch. Mark my words, if it all goes tits up, Levy will pull the trigger.
fudge'ing idiot if he did, come on

around the 70th minute for 10 mins we had chances galore, couldn't put it in

it's always game management last 5-10 when we have a 1-0 lead, we looked shakey
 
Hmmmm, Trippier is not covering himself in glory this season.

This is one of those comical Spurs things though. We've had it too good the last couple of years, but now the 'Wembley hoodoo' will have to be talked about for the next 3 weeks. Brilliant. You have to laugh. It is something so nonsensical and yet we've let it become a thing.

Burnley also totally deserved that. It was some of the worse game management I've seen from us. We kept lumping it up to them, ceding possession and we never once got on the first or second ball. This cannot all be because of the pitch. Or because of Tony Gale's 'optical illusions', we were just bad and making silly, uncharacteristic mistakes.

It goes back to the weakness of the human mind.
Youre a fudging idiot if you seriously believe tying up one boot before the other has an impact on your life. I'd just kill myself right there.

P.S - We will never win a match with Bale on the pitch....remember that dumb brick?
 
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That was our best performance so far this season imo, we're not quite there but it's almost right. A couple of extra signings and we will get up ahead of steam soon I think. Harry just needs to get his first, we know how it goes.
 
That is how not to manage a game at 90+ mins. Can't think of another team that wouldn't run the ball in to the corner there right before their goal. It's so immature.
 
What's the manager meant to do?

His choices from the bench

A keeper
A youth team player
A new signing who has just got here
Sissoko who he wants rid
Janssen who he doesn't fancy
Winks
KWP

Kane was completely gassed past 75 - bring him off, bring Janssen on to stick out his a*se and keep possession in the corner.
KWP - bring him on to sit ahead of Trippier, who cannot defend to save his life, and provide some full-back cover.
Winks - bring him on earlier. 75th minute, maybe. Dembele was hobbling around on one leg near the end, why Winks was held back until six-odd minutes before the end is beyond me.
Dao Sanchez - send him on earlier as a quick, warm body to shore up the back three, if necessary.

Or bring on two players at once in the 75th minute - or three players in the 80th, or *something* similar to show the team that sleepwalking into an inevitable f*cking goal conceded isn't on.
 
Oh, no! Is it a fudging international break now? Bloody fudging hell. fudge. fudging internationals.
then toffees away - great ! Actually, we might play better away (fingers crossed, bunny paws on a keyring, step on a star sign)
 
I think the criticism of Dele's celebration is a bit silly. I quite like the fact he isn't running around acting like he's won the World Cup because he's gone one nil up to Burnley. If he's just gotten a gonad*ing from Poch for a terrible first half it shows he's actually got quite a decent mentality.

Also not sure what Poch could have done. The players collective heads just went today. Too many individual mental foibles. Not enough thinking about the team. Sissoko was a good addition when he came on. The Winks sub happened loads last season and did exactly what it was meant to do - slow it down. I don't think it was Poch's plan to play the last 20 mins as bad as we did. Burnley were good but our team wasn't being smart.
 
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