The Official 2018/19 Premier League Thread

[Daisuk]

Not sure why you bother. We all know how this will inevitably pan out. Dubious scouser pen in the 89th minute. Salah hit the post, and then the back of the head of the wet Spam gk and in.

 

[scaramanga]

Why is Ogbonna wearing comedy, stick on eyebrows?

 

[Rorschach]

How many cynical fouls will the referee let the Dippers get away with before he dishes out a yellow?!

Milner seems to get away with about 4-5 a game. Every game.

 

[Legohamster]

How will Liverpool get the winning pen?

I am going for Salah pulling back Fredricks and the ref awarding it to Liverpool

 

[K.D.D.D.D.Soc]

Has Mane always been such a cheat?

Yes look at his discipline record, has improved since joining Liverpool but that's no surprise, refs hate to book any of their players at Anfield.

 

[Moby]

How will Liverpool get the winning pen?

I am going for Salah pulling back Fredricks and the ref awarding it to Liverpool

I’m going with ‘a strongly worded letter campaign and petition raised’ to the effect or awarding Salad more pens.

 

[Rorschach]

Anderson is annoying me.

 

[the dza]

West Ham deserve at least a point tonight.

 

[ricky2tricky4city]

Need to feed the ball to Anderson... they're sh.it scared of him.

 

[the dza]

Noble is such a feeble player, phucking weakling.

 

[Yiddo]

Surprised Salah didn't fall over then

 

[Legohamster]

I’m going with ‘a strongly worded letter campaign and petition raised’ to the effect or awarding Salad more pens.

Dear FA,

It is our year, how dare you not give us 5 penalties a match.

 

[Rorschach]

Thought he was going to dive there.

 

[Jordinho]

I don't know why I'm wasting energy worrying about this game. When did West Ham ever not let us down?

 

[the dza]

Salah hasn't got his shooting boots on, dive for a pen incoming...

 

[Legohamster]

Surprised Salah didn't fall over then

Just text my mate say I thought that was going to be it.

The slightest of contact, falls down - pen

 

[MKSpur]

Thought he was going to dive there.

Too early.

 

[Rorschach]

Just shoot you gimps.

 

[the dza]

Antonio, you have to shoot there surely?!

 

[the dza]

They'll probably jam a win, but Liverpool have been crap tonight.