The Official 2018/19 Premier League Thread

I need to see the headlines tomorrow 'Magnificent 7'

 

I'd take a Sterling hat-trick as he's captain in my fantasy team.

 

10 mins added time would be nice

 

3min...spoilsports

 

Well I did say I would take 6 or 7. 7 would have been nicer though

 

A quote from ITV News just now:

"They are now 6 nil up, with the score a little beyond Chelsea's reach."

 

Quite stressful around 3pm...but turned out a good day in the end

 

Wouldn't give much for Sarri's job after this. Abramovich is probably back up in his bedroom randomly pressing buttons as we speak.

Heads straight down the tunnel without offering a handshake as well.

 

Very enjoyable from what I saw of it.

A bit ungracious of Sarri there. Guess he has other things on his mind now.

 

Nice trolling by City......

'one step beyond'!

 

So who do the Chelsea players want for their next manager? Fat Frank and JT dream team?

 

Mug.

 

Plus GD will be important.

 

'Arry is out of the jungle and eager for work...
So is Allardyce.

 

Come on Roman, just phucking sell up and demand back your loan now. A few years, Warnock will be managing Chelsea.

 

It's what my Chelsea pals are saying

 

You’re friends with Chelsea supporters????

 

So just saw that the relative xG stats in today's two games were roughly the same. Around 3-1 in favour of Leicester and Emirates Marketing Project each time.

Which gives an indication of the relative use and limit of some stats.

 

Unfortunately
In our group chat today he spent the whole game saying how player for player Leicester are a better team than us and that we are the luckiest team in the league
Boom we win 3-1 and then Kepow they lose 6-0
I have been giving him pelters

 

9 points from Arsenal, Chelsea and Everton for City in a week. You also feel they've had their wobble and are breathing right down Liverpool's necks.

One more hiccough from Liverpool is all it will take imo.