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Mascots

Discussion in 'General Football' started by mephitis, 1 Jan 2019.

  1. Gilzeantoscore

    Gilzeantoscore Clint Dempsey

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    No mate, that's how YOUR world works. Lol.
     
  2. scaramanga

    scaramanga Gary Stevens Staff Member

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    Let's do a trial. Give away all your money for a year. Don't have anything to do with money in cash or digital format.

    Tell me what your life is like in a year.
     
  3. Gilzeantoscore

    Gilzeantoscore Clint Dempsey

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    That would depend on whee I was living. In some contexts I could do quite well. Ever heard of barter Scara?
     
  4. scaramanga

    scaramanga Gary Stevens Staff Member

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    I have, I barter money for stuff I want all the time.
     
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  5. Jon

    Jon Kasey Keller

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    Couldnt we just means test the parents? (And perhaps also the kids based on their potential future earnings?)

    In fact, if we could just assess supporter entry itself on a means test, then football would be infinitely superior without the riff raff.
     
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  6. scaramanga

    scaramanga Gary Stevens Staff Member

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    I'd like that very much.
     
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  7. the dza

    the dza Steffen Iversen

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    We should be doing it for free. The gooners ain't charging either, which makes us look even bigger qunts.
     
  8. Jon

    Jon Kasey Keller

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    Maybe parents who can’t afford to pay, but are annoyingly persistent, could agree to leave the child as a deposit for a while in order to work the debt off.
     
  9. the dza

    the dza Steffen Iversen

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    Annoyingly persistent people will be hanged at half-time, as entertainment for the watching elite (ticket prices are now £5,000 each, to ensure only those who really want to be there are in attendance). Parents of mascots will then have to bid for their child's freedom, with the child of the lowest bidder being thrown into a pit, so that no such paupers ever enter White Hart Lane again.
     
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  10. dawaxman

    dawaxman Steven Caulker

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    How about making a Ninja Warrior competition to win your place as a mascot. Winner for each age group gets first pick, kid that places 23rd gets a league cup game, kid that places 24th or lower goes back to training hard for next year.

    We end up with a fan base of people who don't need XXXXL Spurs replica kits
     
  11. LemonadeMoney

    LemonadeMoney John Lacy

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    Arsenal just haven't got the heart to charge fat ugly ginger kids.
     
  12. Jon

    Jon Kasey Keller

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    Sounds like absolute paradise!!

    Are you not entertained??!?!?
     

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