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Canning Town Bingo Club

Discussion in 'General Football' started by Enter the Pitbull, 21 Feb 2012.

  1. Gazza

    Gazza Jonathan Woodgate

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    She doesn't look like that sort ... just leaves the cheese on to enhance the experience next time around
     
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  2. MKSpur

    MKSpur Alan Hutton

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    is that a euphemism, like clowns pocket or wizards sleeve?
     
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  3. scaramanga

    scaramanga David Ginola Staff Member

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    Also doesn't seem the type to hide them in a drawer. Probably got a load of them just sat on her dressing table.
     
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  4. nayimfromthehalfwayline

    nayimfromthehalfwayline Rafael Van Der Vaart

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    Called it on the 11th! It wasnt exactly subtle was it?!
     
  5. galeforce

    galeforce Garth Crooks

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  6. scaramanga

    scaramanga David Ginola Staff Member

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    Craig_J Jose Dominguez

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    Worst part for me is when he says that we'll sell out our ground offering out half-price season tickets. We've never put season tickets out for halfprice and who the fudge does he think we are, West Ham?
     
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  8. scaramanga

    scaramanga David Ginola Staff Member

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    To paraphrase Millwall, I'd rather be an (insert pretty much anything here) than a West Ham.
     
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  9. MKSpur

    MKSpur Alan Hutton

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    Exactly, we will have the most expensive tickets in the league as we have that demand, WHL was always full so it’s somewhat ridiculous to hear that from someone from the club that practically gives tickets away to get rid of them all. If west ham offered a refund on every game, playing us would be the only one that sells out!
     
  10. MKSpur

    MKSpur Alan Hutton

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    Scouser?
     
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  11. monkeybarry

    monkeybarry Simon Davies

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    I genuinely think Scara should be made to answer this one :D
     
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  12. MKSpur

    MKSpur Alan Hutton

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    That was my intent!
     
  13. K.D.D.D.D.Soc

    K.D.D.D.D.Soc Justin Edinburgh

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    Baroness Stony Broke has announced to the world Tottenham will not win the title, hoping that nobody will notice her club are in free fall as her master plan to take them to the "next level" is revealed she meant "down to the next level"
     
  14. scaramanga

    scaramanga David Ginola Staff Member

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    One of the questions for all ages - I've been puzzling over this for a few hours now.

    Either option means being jobless, which is brick. Being a West Ham would make me a racist thug, but being a Scouser would make me a constant victim. Being a Scouser would mean having to hear the phlegmy, dreadful accent all the time, but being a West Ham would mean having to hear that ghastly Essex, fake roosterney noise. Liverpool's a poverty stricken brickhole, but then so is East London.

    I think I would choose to become an hero instead.
     
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    galeforce Garth Crooks

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    scaramanga David Ginola Staff Member

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    What a strange thing for the police to get involved in.

    Would they be taking action if the fan had been shouting "Salah, you fudging footballer, fudging footballer clam?” After all the pigfudger chooses to be a religious halfwit and chooses his imaginary friend. Why should that be treated any differently to him choosing to be a footballer?

    It would be more offensive if someone had shouted “Salah, you fudging left footer, fudging left footed clam” as that is a condition he was born with and should therefore be off limits in terms of insults.* Yet I guarantee the police wouldn't be wasting our taxes chasing up on that.


    * The obvious caveat that it's always OK to discriminate against gingers remains.
     
  17. greatwhitenorf

    greatwhitenorf Kasey Keller

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    The only way this will remotely be dealt with is via points deductions.

    Warn clubs that repeated incidents of racial or religious abuse, schit throwing, pitch invading, game-related brawling or general, all-purpose schit-headedness brings a 3-point deduction. The next one, a 10-point deduction.
     
  18. monkeybarry

    monkeybarry Simon Davies

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    Nah. Just relegate them.
     
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    greatwhitenorf Kasey Keller

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    I think my proposed solution would accomplish that in a matter of weeks.

    Then a decade of WH-Millwall derbies to entertain us all.
     
  20. MKSpur

    MKSpur Alan Hutton

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    It’s more likely that the offended party will be given a couple of pens to make up for it. You know like how the officials only gave them another offside chance to make up for the offside goal he let them have on Tuesday.
     

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