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Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by Roy1983, 14 Jan 2012.

  1. Roland Beurre

    Roland Beurre John Scales

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    Another Ted Lowe classic (I think), about Fred Davis, who was still a top snooker player in his seventies.

    "Fred's too old to get his leg over these days so he uses his left hand instead".
     
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  2. mjc23

    mjc23 Ramon Vega

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    10 years to the day since I married my best friend. Fair to say the wife is still pretty angry but me and Dave were pretty drunk at the time and thought it would be a good laugh.
     
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    mjc23 Ramon Vega

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    Ten years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me. All three said “no”.
     
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  4. spitshine

    spitshine Gheorge Popescu

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    Sad news about John McCririck..
    Funeral service will leave his house at 10/1
    Followed by a private burial at 5/2
    Family invite you back to their local at 5/4
    Bring a box of tissues it will be heavy going
     
  5. mjc23

    mjc23 Ramon Vega

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    My wife bought a new bra yesterday. It looks nice but it's really hard to unhook.
    I'm not even sure why I tried it on now.
     
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