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Things that very nearly give you the horn...

Park Lane James

Park Lane James

Andy Sinton
... in public places. Was at the gym earlier and this girl (about 26/27 YO) was on the treadmill doing some fast-paced walking on an incline. She had her hair tied up into a small ponytail at the back and it was being flicked up and down as she walked. fudge me, just looked so sexy. Obviously can't help but look, but didn't do so for too long for fear of staring! Women look so buff at the gym with their lycra on :p

What about you lot?
 
Human Centipede gave me a swelly........

But seriously

When a lady wears a shirt, just glimpsing her boobs through the buttons is a big one for me
 
Park Lane James said:
... in public places. Was at the gym earlier and this girl (about 26/27 YO) was on the treadmill doing some fast-paced walking on an incline. She had her hair tied up into a small ponytail at the back and it was being flicked up and down as she walked. fudge me, just looked so sexy. Obviously can't help but look, but didn't do so for too long for fear of staring! Women look so buff at the gym with their lycra on :p

What about you lot?
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=P~

biting of the lower lip
squeezing the bosoms together between the arms
 
When a fit bird comes into the bookies with her fella. You can tell she doesn't wanna be there. She comes upto the counter and asks for the key to the toilet and gives you a cheeky wink or grin....
 
I dont get the question - I dont ever 'nearly; get horny. I am just horny constantly.

For normal people you either are horny you or you arent
 
Well, I ain't exactly sure what it is (or rather was), but when I used to go into London regularly for work, I'd always have a hard-on as the train pulled into Waterloo. Man, Waterloo Station..... Mmmmm.....

I put it down to "early morning hard-on" syndrome.
 
DHSF said:
I dont get the question - I dont ever 'nearly; get horny. I am just horny constantly.

For normal people you either are horny you or you arent
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Of course as single blokes, we're constantly horny - but controlling it is a different matter! Was at the pub with my parents tonight, would slam both of the barmaids hard...
 
Park Lane James said:
Of course as single blokes, we're constantly horny - but controlling it is a different matter! Was at the pub with my parents tonight, would slam both of the barmaids hard...
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I'm 53 and have been married on and off for 30 years - and so am I

it doesn't go away when you're maried

you will be pleased to hear
 
Was in the supermarket the other day, this woman (about mid 30s) had her mouth wide open and for some reason she decided to put her car key right near her mouth, but not quite inside it very suggestively.
 
I agree with Mick.......13 years and counting and I'm like a dog on heat.

Shame the wife isn't as horny but there you go!

Thank GHod for Pornhub! :)
 
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