Mario Kempes.
He played in the Ossie testimonial along with Maradona, but also played a few other friendlies for us. I assume he was being considered. It was late in his career, so not really one who got away, but could have added to our Argentine tradition.
I was going to suggest Bobby Convey. How about Fernando Morientes? Is he still at Burger King?
Why do I not remember this? I seem to remember it was between Man Utd and Arsenal.
Only one winner here, The Sock!
Ha! How funny. Look what pops up on a google search when you type in big gay bear.