The Official 2023/24 Premier League Thread

[Robbo]

My GHod, Chelski are horribly poor. We would've ran them over like this too, only we suffered a disputable penalty/red card, injuries to two key players, another (stupid) red card and a millimetre offside call to deny us the equalizer with nine men.

#margins

 

[seaside spur]

I’d much rather hang out with him than klopp or pep tbh.

At least he’s genuine

Did you watch their Amazon show?

He showed his vulnerabilities and insecurities. I wanted to buy him a beer.

He's a total plastic and an overbearing clam.

 

[Rorschach]

What the fudge. It was 1 nil when I went into the shower.

That's it. I'm never having a shower again while Arsenal are playing Chelsea on a Tuesday night in April. NEVER.

 

[Jurgen the German]

Boosted Arsenal’s GD thanks Chelsea.

Oh well at least Baleforce will be delighted his beloved Arsenal are gonna win the league

 

[DubSpur]

Odegaard is brilliant.

Probably POTY

Nah, Foden will win it comfortably.

 

[paxtonwolf]

Leicester all but securing their return to the PL too, just another horrible, horrible night's work all round

And that ones 5-0 now as well

 

[SteveAWOL]

Leicester all but securing their return to the PL too, just another horrible, horrible night's work all round

5-0 to both of them

 

[DubSpur]

7 mins extra? Game is over just blow up...

 

[DeanoAustin]

“There’s just really Nicolas Jackson in the box”.

Has any sentence in football ever prompted a sigh of relief more than that?

 

[Kandi1977]

“There’s just really Nicolas Jackson in the box”.

Has any sentence in football ever prompted a sigh of relief more than that?

Would be more threatening with Michael Jackson in there. In his coffin!

 

[Jurgen the German]

Watch Chelsea play like their lives depend on it when we roll into town.

 

[Mikey10]

Not particularly looking forward to Sunday.

 

[DubSpur]

Not particularly looking forward to Sunday.

No, we really need to be tight at the back and can't see that.

 

[Mosquito_Coasting]

Watch Chelsea play like their lives depend on it when we roll into town.

They will have recovered by then, Arsenal couldn't have played them at a better time. Amazing they had Palmer out.

 

[Bishop]

Turned into Pele when played against us. Couldnt hit a barn door against City the other day. Im sure he’ll get another hattrick against us

He was brick, he had had about 15 gilt edges chances.

 

[markysimmo]

Last Merseyside Derby at Goodison tonight
Can see Liverpool dropping points

 

[DubSpur]

Last Merseyside Derby at Goodison tonight
Can see Liverpool dropping points

You've got it wrong, it's Klopps last Merseyside derby, that's all that matters

 

[jrh]

Last Merseyside Derby at Goodison tonight
Can see Liverpool dropping points

No chance, Everton are woeful

 

[Jordinho]

Last Merseyside Derby at Goodison tonight
Can see Liverpool dropping points

New stadium won't be ready for next season. They'll get one more chance to embarrass themselves.

 

[Robbo]

New stadium won't be ready for next season. They'll get one more chance to embarrass themselves.

You think Liverpool will be relegated too?