The Official 2023/24 Premier League Thread

[DeanoAustin]

fudging Woolwich against the racists. The annual “I’d rather cut a gonad* off than see one of these win” derby.

On nights like this, I hate football for making me want Chelsea to do well.

 

[glasgowspur]

Oh ffs!

 

[DubSpur]

FFS, useless clams couldn't even keep them out for 5 mins, just when I thought I couldn't hate them more...

 

[Outrance]

Oh well. At least we can turn this brick off early

 

[Mikey10]

Haven’t even got my arse to a seat yet and it’s game over…

 

[DeanoAustin]

Just saw the goal. Is that Casper the Friendly Ghost in goal for Chelsea?

 

[fernadez]

Hold up, have VAR just ignored that tackle then

 

[DubSpur]

Should be 2-0, Chelsea trying to gift them the game.

 

[ricky2tricky4city]

Hold up, have VAR just ignored that tackle then

Weird...even if accidental, looked one of the nastiest for a while.

 

[spursozy]

Well what did we expect. After arsenhole, chelsea are the biggest cnuts in the league followed by wet spam, liverpol and united

 

[fernadez]

Jackson's footballing IQ must be under 5

 

[markysimmo]

Hold up, have VAR just ignored that tackle then

Romero is off if that was him

 

[Kandi1977]

Haven’t even got my arse to a seat yet and it’s game over…

I turned it on 7 minutes into the game, and as I was finding the right channel, I was thinking "the fuxing goons are have probably been gifted a goal already".
Game came on, 1-0, and I switched it off immediately. No point watching it. Goons will be gifted at least a 3-0 win.

 

[SteveAWOL]

Well what did we expect. After arsenhole, chelsea are the biggest cnuts in the league followed by wet spam, liverpol and united

If only Chavski still had the likes of Vinnie Jones and John Terry playing so at least they’d kick some lumps out of those Goons but this current bunch of mercenaries will just roll over

 

[spursozy]

Jackson's footballing IQ must be under 5

Turned into Pele when played against us. Couldnt hit a barn door against City the other day. Im sure he’ll get another hattrick against us

 

[jrh]

Enzo is a gigantic fanny

 

[jrh]

Hope we stay miles away from Gallagher too, he's fudging awful

 

[fernadez]

Turned into Pele when played against us. Couldnt hit a barn door against City the other day. Im sure he’ll get another hattrick against us

Thought he was brick until we lost both centre backs

 

[DubSpur]

Jackson is brutal and a coward.

 

[jrh]

Madueke another fanny, just bails out of any physical contest. Penalty stealing clown shoe