The Official 2018/19 Premier League Thread

[scaramanga]

Liverpool are nervous...

They're gonna come third in a one horse race.

 

[the dza]

This ref is a QUNT!

 

[MKSpur]

mane pushes the player off the pitch then demands the ball back quickly as he knows there will be an opportunity to con a free kick when the player comes after him!

 

[nayimfromthehalfwayline]

Has Mane always been such a cheat?

 

[the dza]

They're gonna come third in a one horse race.

That would be beautiful.

 

[scaramanga]

Has Mane always been such a cheat?

All the time he's been at Victimpool, yes.

 

[the dza]

Has Mane always been such a cheat?

No, no, that's Dele remember. Liverpool players don't do that.

 

[Rorschach]

Has Mane always been such a clam?

yeah

 

[the dza]

Missed a chance to clatter Salah then with the offside.

 

[Hotshot-Tottenham]

Liverpool are nervous...

If they lose this they’ll bottle the whole thing.

3 point gap as a draw, 2 if a loss...

 

[Gazza Dazzla]

What an awful performance from the officials, not just the blatant offside for the goal, but throughout the match.

 

[the dza]

If West Ham can win tonight, Liverpool just have the look about them of the wheels coming off. I blame West Ham for giving me this hope.

 

[ricky2tricky4city]

Last ever game for that lino?

He hasn't a scooby.

 

[markysimmo]

Has Mane always been such a cheat?

He was a terrible diver at Southampton

 

[Seedy Ron]

The Scousers will get a dodgy penalty or two and win comfortably. Spam have already missed their chance.

 

[MKSpur]

Do they interview pundits before they get the gig? I just wondered what made them choose Ashley Cole as it doesn’t strike me that he even enjoys talking about football

 

[Jordinho]

Do they interview pundits before they get the gig? I just wondered what made them choose Ashley Cole as it doesn’t strike me that he even enjoys talking about football

I don't think being able to talk about football comes into it.

 

[greatwhitenorf]

Geez, I didn't think there'd be much to watch in this game. Wrong-oh. Feel dirty cheering on West Ham.

Or it could be the PEG solution I'm gulping to prepare for tomorrow's routine colonoscopy.

 

[scaramanga]

If we didn't need them to win, watching West Ham trying to press would be funny

 

[SteveAWOL]

How many cynical fouls will the referee let the Dippers get away with before he dishes out a yellow?!