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The Official 2018/19 Premier League Thread

the dza said:
If you told Guardiola, after they lost that game at Saudi Sportswashing Machine, that just a few games later they would only be 1 behind, he would be delighted.

City's attack has come right into form at just the right time, I think they will win the league with a game or two to spare.
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We are not 100% out yet. I'm 99% certain now we won't win the league but stranger things have happened.
 
Klopps blaming United injuries for not winning.

It was a strange game. We started really well. All the injuries in the game obviously cost us rhythm. It happened to us with 'Bobby' and that was a catastrophe.

"United played with a completely new midfield and three up front. We lost our rhythm and couldn't get it back.

He’s cracking
 
Legohamster said:
Klopps blaming United injuries for not winning.

It was a strange game. We started really well. All the injuries in the game obviously cost us rhythm. It happened to us with 'Bobby' and that was a catastrophe.

"United played with a completely new midfield and three up front. We lost our rhythm and couldn't get it back.

He’s cracking
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Tactical masterstroke by Solskjær, changing three players before HT.
 
Strange weekend. Started off badly with the bad loss to Burnley. Ended brilliantly with flaming pitchforks out all over the top six. Chelsea going to OT and pens and losing (!) plus having the manager and GK get into a bizarre contretemps.

United holding Livvapewwwl to a Pyrrhic draw. Key players gimpy by halftime, Rashford forced to hobble the full game. They have to reload for an away game Wed. to Palace (who'll have their tails up after their weekend win). C'mon WOY!! Livvapewwwl lose Firmino and have to be feeling the effects of a very nasty match. It won't get any easier on their aching bits. They host the gamboling beasts of Watford on Wed.

We may not be in a position to contend for the title anymore, but this result will wind in the necks of the Livvapewwwl mob and at least offer us the consolation of a less rabid media.

Being extended to the max by Chelsea, City have their own set of wild beasts to contend with in the visit of West Ham. They'll be feeling good about themselves after that win over mighty Fulham and can - hopefully, prayerfully - offer City a decent match.

As for Chelsea, what can one say? Prolonged stress via ET and an in-house schit fit to contend with. Hard to imagine us - motivated to make up for a poor showing - going to SB under more ideal conditions.

We are left to imagine what a wonderful weekend it would have been had we taken 3 points out of Turf Moor.

Thankfully, the gap to Arsewipes remains a generous one. We need to ensure it remains so thru this week.
 
greatwhitenorf said:
Strange weekend. Started off badly with the bad loss to Burnley. Ended brilliantly with flaming pitchforks out all over the top six. Chelsea going to OT and pens and losing (!) plus having the manager and GK get into a bizarre contretemps.

United holding Livvapewwwl to a Pyrrhic draw. Key players gimpy by halftime, Rashford forced to hobble the full game. They have to reload for an away game Wed. to Palace (who'll have their tails up after their weekend win). C'mon WOY!! Livvapewwwl lose Firmino and have to be feeling the effects of a very nasty match. It won't get any easier on their aching bits. They host the gamboling beasts of Watford on Wed.

We may not be in a position to contend for the title anymore, but this result will wind in the necks of the Livvapewwwl mob and at least offer us the consolation of a less rabid media.

Being extended to the max by Chelsea, City have their own set of wild beasts to contend with in the visit of West Ham. They'll be feeling good about themselves after that win over mighty Fulham and can - hopefully, prayerfully - offer City a decent match.

As for Chelsea, what can one say? Prolonged stress via ET and an in-house schit fit to contend with. Hard to imagine us - motivated to make up for a poor showing - going to SB under more ideal conditions.

We are left to imagine what a wonderful weekend it would have been had we taken 3 points out of Turf Moor.

Thankfully, the gap to Arsewipes remains a generous one. We need to ensure it remains so thru this week.
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We simply have to smash them. And the rent boys must be beaten somehow before. 6 points from our next two and no-one will mention Burnley again.
 
Very true. We have to have that ruthless menttality going into the Chelsea game. I wouldn't underestimate them in the least. They'll be well up for our visit and a win for them would right all the wrongs from the way the cup final ended. They actually played well to get it to pens. But we couldn't have asked for better circumstances to be playing them in. We're tinkled, they're bound to be feeling the effects of a hard fought game that went beyond extra time.

In some ways, we actually might find it easier to play them since they'll likely still want to have a go at us and open up space for us to attack into. Burnley just used a textbook bus parking exercise to stifle our attack and get lucky on a corner.

But given the injuries Man U will have to endure, they'll be hard pressed to maintain the success of the past month or two. Liverpool saw Firmino become Infirmino as he left the stadium on crutches, so he's crocked for a while and with Salah a five-letter alternative for shyte, we've still got a chance of reeling them back in.
 
greatwhitenorf said:
Very true. We have to have that ruthless menttality going into the Chelsea game. I wouldn't underestimate them in the least. They'll be well up for our visit and a win for them would right all the wrongs from the way the cup final ended. They actually played well to get it to pens. But we couldn't have asked for better circumstances to be playing them in. We're tinkled, they're bound to be feeling the effects of a hard fought game that went beyond extra time.

In some ways, we actually might find it easier to play them since they'll likely still want to have a go at us and open up space for us to attack into. Burnley just used a textbook bus parking exercise to stifle our attack and get lucky on a corner.

But given the injuries Man U will have to endure, they'll be hard pressed to maintain the success of the past month or two. Liverpool saw Firmino become Infirmino as he left the stadium on crutches, so he's crocked for a while and with Salah a five-letter alternative for shyte, we've still got a chance of reeling them back in.
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I actually fancy us to finish above Liverpool.
 
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