The midweek/weekend games thread

[arabspur]

uhm...what is the guy in the back of the room doing? is this men's room?

 

[Yossarian]

Chel$ki Humour

John Terry was gutted at losing the opportunity to lead his country into Poland.........like his hero.8)

 

[billyiddo]

muhahaha

 

[markysimmo]

In other news

 

[Yossarian]

In other news

\o/

Come on then.....

(and way to miss the punning thread title)

 

[Yossarian]

Tough game for Chelsea this weekend.

Football.

 

[Yossarian]

This week, the first 3D football matches were shown in public.

I watched the Chelsea match with my girlfriend and at one point John Terry tried to fudge her.

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Chelsea star, Florent Malouda, has been quoted as saying that blacks and whites are perfectly equal and that blacks are not to blame for the London riots.

Typical beliefs for a left-winger really.

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I've spotted Chelsea's cunning plan.

You don't have to worry about UEFA financial fair play rules if you're not in Europe.

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What do you call a lifelong Chelsea fan?

A seven year old.

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A Sub and a drink for ?ú3.

Chelsea are said to be mortified as they paid 50million for one with no drink.

 

[metalgear]

:ross::ross::ross::ross:

 

[awesome dawson]

Your eye rolling smiley is even more annoying by virtue of the fact that the loop has sped up.

 

[spasm]

What do you call a lifelong Chelsea fan?

A seven year old.

:ross:

 

[Yossarian]

I found a glitch in Fifa 12 just before.
I was playing against Chelsea when out of nowhere
the commentator shouted 'AND TORRES SCORES' !!!!

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I was walking past a bin in the street and saw a Chelsea top signed by Fernando Torres. I thought to myself,

'How lucky is that! I need a new bin.'

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Gary Cahill's transfer to Chelsea took ages because his wife couldn't agree personal terms with John Terry.

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How many Spaniards score for Chelsea

Only Juan.

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Pretty sure Torres has more highlights in his hair than his whole entire Chelsea career.............

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How nice of the ref to give the match ball to a Chelsea pensioner...

He deserved it after scoring a hat trick.

 

[Jordinho]

I found a glitch in Fifa 12 just before.
I was playing against Chelsea when out of nowhere
the commentator shouted 'AND TORRES SCORES' !!!!

 

[nelto]

No chance - but, c'mon Brum!

 

[paxtonwolf]

Good luck to Chris Hughton's boys, but about as much of a Birmingham result as me knitting fog this afternoon

 

[DHSF]

hahaha chelscum singing 'stand up if you hate tottenham'

clams

 

[GLENROYID]

hahaha chelscum singing 'stand up if you hate tottenham'

clams

LOL how small time

 

[DHSF]

LOL how small time

I hate the stand up if you hate arse chants but atleast there is rivalry there. Dont really hear stand up if you hate chelscum at ours

 

[markysimmo]

I hate the stand up if you hate arse chants but atleast there is rivalry there. Dont really hear stand up if you hate chelscum at ours

Only when were actually playing them do you hear it

 

[superspurs]

Lmao

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

Hahahahahahaha